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She pulled out Yue Lao's beard, damn old man, I don't want to marry a homosexual!
She was pulled out of her hair by Yue Lao, damn girl, you have to get married even if you don't want to!
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This is the story of a poor heroine who was forced to marry in a foreign country, and a young prince who charmed all living beings.
Is the prince gay? Xiao Lan replied: "I just don't like women."
The prince has three thousand beauties? Xiao Lan replied: "You can't see with your eyes?"
Xiao Lan saw Tao Hua for the first time and thought her song was ridiculous. However, he was outside the door and she was inside, separated by a wall, so he couldn't give her any advice.
The second time Xiao Lan saw Tao Hua, he thought she was the best. The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were hurriedly putting makeup on her. When he heard Prince Xiao Lan arrive, the Jade Emperor immediately pushed her in front of him with a palm. This girl had a bald duck egg that reflected the sun and her eyes were dripping. He stretched out his hand out of nowhere and stroked her bald head back and forth.
One dark and stormy night, Xiao Lan told Taohua that he actually found that being with a woman was not bad, and as long as she shaved her head, he would reluctantly consider her.
Taohua rolled her eyes at him like an idiot and said, "Why Mao, I have countless men in this world and I don't want you. You can continue to hug your beautiful man."
Xiao Lan carried it with one hand: "Father said that he wants to have a grandson."
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After Taohua was bullied countless times, she compromised and finally realized a truth.
She is a peach blossom who can never defeat Xiao Lan, whether it is on issues between men and women, or on the struggle between oppression and anti-oppression.
But she still insisted on carrying the revolution to the end! !