I am a fujoshi, an out-and-out fujoshi. When I see a man's eyes gleaming, I start to judge whether he is being attacked or received.
I've seen a lot of time-traveling stuff, but when I actually time-traveled myself, I tragically found that I didn't have the big steamed buns in front of me and the big watermelon in the back.
It turns out that I really became a man!!!!!! This is what I dreamed of!!!
See how I play with ancient men.