When they first met, she took off his pants
he marveled
Her: "I didn't mean it"
The second time they met, she beat him into a panda
he glared
Her: "I didn't mean it, really"
The third time they met, she gave him her life.
Her: I....
He said: "Banana! If you say you didn't do it on purpose, I will beat your head into pieces!"
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