By the way, the title of this article actually has nothing to do with the content. It's just that when you read this article, don't take it seriously, otherwise you will die miserably! ! !
The attributes of the article are all fake~~~! ! !
1
Black: Mom, don't you think this is obviously a bit like "The Shining"?
Carrot: One of you is called Xiao Hei and the other is Xiao Bai. Aren't they a good match? Besides, "The Shining Duo" is much more handsome than you! [Whisper
Bai: Your sister! Say it again, I have very good ears.
Carrot: Even God and God don't know! !
Shuo: You have no backbone at all, you are so cowardly! Squint
Carrot: Even the gods and horses can't see, the gods and horses can't hear, and the gods and horses don't know.
Crowd: Get out! ! ! ! ! ! !
2
Hello everyone! ~
One bow, two bows, three bows! (View: He's not dead yet! Ju is your sister!)
I am the protagonist of this book.
It turns out that the unscrupulous author gave me a nice name: Ye Minghuan! But I found that I didn't use it even once! ! ! ! ! ! ! Then the author who suffered a thousand cuts simply changed me to my current name - Xiao Hei! ! ! I want to cry but have no tears, TAT
(Narrator: Don't cry, it's great that you are the protagonist! At least you get a salary!!)
3
Oh hello! ! ! ! ! ! 1
I am an important character who everyone loves to see flowers blooming, Xiao Hei's wife——Xiao Bai! (Yabali, no matter how you sound, this name sounds like calling Xiaoxin's dog!)
Originally, the name of the Nu family was also very beautiful, Nancy Yu! But no one has ever called it to me, so it became the perverted name it has now! ! ! ! Why is my life so miserable! ! Why have I fallen to this point! ! ! (1,000,000 Words are omitted below)
(Narrator: By the way? My condolences, I will burn incense for you when I have time!)
4
It's my turn next.
My name originally only had one word, Shuo.
The origin of this name was that the author had a whim and added me one day when the synodic moon happened to be in science class.
I thought the name was good at first, but gradually I realized that even after using this name a few times, I was always called that by brats and brats!
Whoever gives me a small flying knife, I will climb out of the computer like Sadako and kill this unscrupulous author who has been stabbed a thousand times! ! !
(Narrator: By the way, this name is actually okay, better than mine!)
5
This is our first meeting, please take care of me!
I am the author of this article, and next to me is the narrator.
What I present to you is the bitter history of a magical matchmaker!
After reading the introduction, be sure to think about whether you like reading this article!
Be sure to read the introduction carefully! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
2011.9.17
This article is unfinished, kids, it's better to stop jumping. I'm cheating on you and I won't lock it down. If you really want to read it, don't laugh at me.
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