"Now, I'm the protagonist of this article, right?"
"... Hmm. It should be."
"..."
"... Even if you are cured."
"Even if...?"
"..."
"So, why doesn't it say 'Net King' on the label?"
"Uh... Forgot?"
"Turns out I forgot!"
"... Actually, this is quite beautiful."
"Well, it's really not good."
"Uh..."
"Alas——"