Wu Yazi is a broken sleeve who can only be squeezed by others, and Huang Rong is a otaku who cannot leave the island.
Huo Qingtong was the favorite concubine of the Qianlong Dynasty. Dongfang Bubai had Ren Woxing break his leg.
Wei Xiaobao opened a chain of brothels all over the south of the Yangtze River, and Lin Shiyin put down her cousin and adopted brother to make a pile.
Behind every Ultraman is a little monster, and every spoof character has a soul called Anping
Emperors and generals, gods and monsters, three religions and nine streams, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign
Life is like a dream, dream life, dreaming and making soy sauce is also idle, but Erlang, do you still remember the canopy on the bank of the Tianhe~
It's purely a whim and nonsense. If you are hit by lightning, please turn off the main isolation switch immediately. If you have any ideas, please leave a message. We will continue to make Anping live for a hundred years~
Because the gender of time travel is uncertain, romance and danmei are all involved. Considering that the minority obeys the majority, I chose the danmei label (there is no third category). If you are uncomfortable, please stay away~Thank you~
Thanks to my friends for digging holes and not filling them in. Thank you to my friend ivy1192, my friend iillll23 for my two mines, my friends Lingyue Yingjin, and my friends Mo Jing for my mines. Thank you for your big heart~
Special thanks to little friend Cherrimi for the grenade, my dear friend~
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An original romance that makes use of ancient sayings, and a relaxing story about bloodshed. You are welcome to save the full text. The title is so obvious that you can see what the story says at once~
Every time I get reborn, I marry a scumbag.
I had a miscarriage once, was reborn twice, and married the same scumbag three times.
Every time you are reborn, you are either on the way to marry a scumbag or you have already married a scumbag.
The heroine said: Next time you play with me, do you dare to save at a different time?
The scumbag who was also reborn: I have seen through it. I was indeed wrong in my previous life. I am sorry for you, my beloved. Let us grow old together in this life!
Hostess: Something doesn't look right about this guy, what is he holding back? No, I have to run away quickly!
The scumbag son who has not yet succeeded in rebirth: Mom, I know I was wrong. I really know I was wrong. Please love me again and stop taking birth control pills!
Hostess: As for white-eyed wolves, giving birth once is enough. You might as well keep a dog or a cat in this life.
The scumbag who wants to be a good man (Erkang Hands): Madam, why are you running away? !
The scumbag son who wants to be reincarnated (covers his face): Mom, just give birth to him as a kitten or puppy!
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[Martial Arts] Your Majesty, please reimburse me!
It's a relaxing fan story about a martial arts gathering. If you don't have a copy of the full text, you're welcome to jump in. The headlines are still so obvious. You can see what the story says at once~
The so-called Jianghu is the basin of foot-washing water that you can't escape no matter where you go or what you do.
The so-called charlatan means that if you sell groceries on the street, they will chase you and knock down your stall; if you open a small shop to sell snacks, they will beat you up and smash your table in minutes after ordering the food.
Is it easy for ordinary people to make some money? !
What's even worse is that, regardless of whether those guys have big fists or not, except for a few wealthy people, they are all poor!
Fortunately, he is not afraid.
He loves to lift and smash, but there is someone above him, please reimburse him!
Yes, he is the legendary court eagle dog, and he is directly subordinate to the emperor (smirk)...
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[Comprehensive British and American] I have countless vests
I heard that there is a person called "Da Qun". One body can split into thousands of personalities.
I think I am more awesome because although I only have one personality, I have thousands of bodies.
——Cynthia
I've never been a hero. If I've helped you, it's something I've already taken away.
Maybe you know nothing about this deal, and that doesn't matter.
I am just a traveling businessman. I am an innocent person and have no malicious intentions.
——Cynthia