Ahem (clears throat), comrades, please pay attention, Uncle Cat has something important to announce.
From now on, all tabloid and magazine fan fiction novels about Ergou and me, all! ! ! ! !
Clearance is done! ! ! Dear
Free shipping for purchases over 100 yuan! ! ! ! Dear
All of them are genuine, self-written, directed and acted, dear! ! ! ! !
It's all about Uncle Cat and me and my two damn dogs, dear! ! ! !
Uncle Cat, I'm showing off my points during the year-end bloodletting sale!
There is also a limited edition collection of mosaic-free and cute photo sets that will be given as a random gift! ! !
First come, first served, limited quantity dear! ! ! !
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Um. .
The following is the main content of this article.
One. Uncle Cat is a sufferer
2. Two dogs are attacking
Three. It's a dark and windy spring night, spring, you know, and then. .
Four. All kinds of unscrupulous supporting characters, all kinds of passers-by A, B, B and D, all kinds of harmony and joy
Five. Let me reiterate: Uncle Cat is in love, dear! (Ergouliu)