When Shu Xin and Nangong Luo met for the first time, they had no clothes on.
Ahem, it's Nangong Luo who's not wearing any clothes. Or rather, getting dressed.
Uh, don't get me wrong, it's in the fitting room.
Nangong Luo (violent): Damn, can you explain it more clearly?
Xiaoyu (pointing fingers shyly): Well... It seems that the pants are red.
Nangong Luo (Marco possesses and roars): Get... Me... Get out! ! !
When Shu Xin and Shao Yu met for the first time, they went directly to see Duke Zhou.
Shao Yu (calm and calm): Am I just so unpopular?
Xiaoyu (flattery): How could that be? It's because, Uncle Shao, your image is too glorious. How dare people stare at you?
When Shu Xin and Chen Wangjie met for the first time, they directly asked him to be a temporary porter.
For this reason, Shu Xin was killed instantly by countless girls during her four years in college.
Shu Xin (aggrieved): How do I know handsome guys can't work?
Xiaoyu (crossing her legs): Damn, you have a pig brain. Do you know that handsome guys are only for viewing? ! (Being good-naturedly) Brother Wang, do you think so?
Chen Wangjie (smiling sadly): Who did you call stupid?
Xiaoyu hid her face and ran away. I spoke for you and you still despised me. What dignity do I have as an author? Do I even have the right to curse a female pig's feet? ? ? ? Where is the natural law? Where is the natural law? ? ? ? (Looking up to the sky and roaring)
Nangong Luo, Shao Yu, and Chen Wangjie slapped Xiaoyu to the ground on the spot: "Hurry up and write an article for me!!!"
(Xiaoyu squatted on the ground and drew circles with resentment) Well, Shu Xin's comfortable life has begun.
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