Lord, please tell me, what is hell?
The Lord said: The most miserable, the most painful, the most terrible place that no words on earth can describe.
So, my Lord, what is hell like?
The Lord said: The bottomless pit of darkness is burning with immortal worms and unquenchable fire, causing eternal torment day and night.
Ah, my Lord, you are wrong. Hell should be a rainbow world filled with marshmallows.