Copywriting in classical Chinese:
On that day, King Xiang of Chu and his ministers went to the Yunmeng Tower to look at the view of Gaotang. A famous official and a disciple admonished the king: "(Song Dynasty) Jade has a beautiful body, a soft talk, and a lustful nature. I hope the king will not go in and out of the harem with her."
King Xiang of Chu asked Song Yu about the words of his disciple. Yu was quick in thinking and composed an impromptu poem "Deng Tuzi's Lustful Ode" to refute the disciple's disgrace. This was the first satirical article in history, and it can be regarded as a model for loyal ministers to outsmart sycophants.
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Afterwards, Deng's disciple reflected and said: "Yu is clever and talkative, but I am honest and simple, so I am not the same person."
The next year, Song Yu was banished to Yicheng, and his apprentice fell ill. One day, he beat his bed and cried loudly in his dream, saying, "Jade, you have stolen too much from me!" The waiter asked, "Why did you steal it?" The disciple replied, "My fate!"
Bagua version copy:
A few things that Song Yu, the first of the four beauties in ancient times, and the lecherous sycophant Dengzi had to say. Some words are omitted below...
Pseudo-literary copywriting:
Song Yu: I have seen flowers bloom and fall many times, I have picked many sweet and bitter fruits, and I have drunk many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person in his prime.
Dengtuzi: I imagine that one day, the lover of my dreams will ascend the stage of Yunmeng and compose another "Ode to Lust" for me.
(Note: I am incompetent as a copywriter and unable to complain)