My saber is a beautiful girl ten times more beautiful than me.
My holding spirit is a beautiful boy who is a hundred times more beautiful than me.
My mother is a beautiful young woman a thousand times more beautiful than me.
My father carries various genitalia from different countries with him every day.
Although my brother has a harem, his lifelong request is actually to marry his sister.
None of the people I like like me, they are either infatuated with someone else or already married to someone else.
People who like me are psychos - I mean, they're real psychos.
I just want to say, "My youth was really a heartbreaking youth."
Reporter asked: Ahem, I would like to take the liberty to ask you, while so and so is not around now, what is your lifelong wish?
Kamijou Touma: Well... I feel like I deserve a beating, but I've already been called an aunt and I don't care anymore if I make such inhumane comments. I'm just unlucky! ... Definitely a pick-up.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Take your sister!
Qiang Baibing: Take your sister!
Zero Saki Shuangshi: Take your sister!
Sakata Gintoki: ... I'm also treating you as my sister, probably.
Kamijou Touma: He's your sister! ... No, that's my sister. My sister, my sister, she just came to your door without your help. You're a charming and bad man. Anyway, I'm unlucky! ! ——
Reporter: ... I'm sorry, Mr. Sakata is just a bluff. I'm extremely sorry. I'm going to drag him out right now! Mr. Kamijou——! ! Mr. Kamijou, please calm down——! !
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