"Hello"
"Yeah" a low male voice came from the phone
"Are you selling medicine?"
"Yes." Then he asked cautiously, "What medicine do you want?"
"Aren't you buying euthanasia medicine?"
"Yes, yes"
"..." After a moment of silence, he asked again, "Can you ensure the efficacy of the medicine?"
"Okay, there are two kinds of medicine. Which one do you want? One is imported from Germany and takes effect in one minute without pain. The other is produced in China and takes a while to take effect. It will also cause some uncomfortable symptoms, such as retching, nausea, dizziness, etc."
"How much does the one in Germany cost?"
"One thousand and eight"
"What about China?"
"A thousand"
"Then what if I paid the bill, took the medicine, and had a lot of painful symptoms after taking it, but died in the end, wouldn't I have suffered a big loss?"
"Don't worry about this. Although we are dealing in the black market, I still have credibility."
"Are there any success stories?"
"I won't ask this question until I die and meet those people decades later, don't you think so?"
"If it's imported from Germany? Is euthanasia legal in Germany?"
"Isn't China illegal?"
"Yeah, don't you know?"
"Do you know which country first invented euthanasia?"
"I don't know," I replied, eager to find out the answer.
"Forget it, it's useless to tell you so much."
"Then how do you give me the goods? What if I pay and you run away?"
"Express delivery. Don't you trust express delivery? Which city do you live in? I can ask someone to deliver it for you."
"Let's wait until we have negotiated these details before disclosing them."