There are two masters and apprentices in the world, a jade-like master, a flower-like apprentice, so "unscrupulous" behind the chivalry, wealth and wealth, the apprentice teases the "beauty" in front, and the master rubs PP behind? …
Disciple: "Beauty is here, don't keep it if you can enjoy it. Master, why don't you imitate me and rob a beautiful woman?"
Master (serious): "As a teacher, I never approach women."
Disciple (surprised): "Could it be that Master really has his sleeves cut off?"
Master (black line), murmuring in his heart: Master has been clinging to his sleeves and has wanted to eat you for a long time...
A story about a pair of gangsters, a poor ignorant disciple who is eaten by a sinister master step by step, a bloody story.
Note: The pronunciation of the heroine Yushu is the same as that of Yuzhu, which is a homophone. Polygonatum odoratum
Duo Duo has dug a new hole. Master is constantly making a collection of side stories. If you haven't watched enough, you can check it out. It's in Duo Duo's column~ All the new extras are thrown there~
As the old saying goes, you come out of the wall and I'll cut down the branches.
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Polygonatum odoratum: also known as Yushu and Polygonatum odorifera, it produces body fluids and quenches thirst, nourishes yin and moisturizes the throat. It is used for lung and stomach injuries due to yin and dryness and heat cough.
Phytolacca: Also known as Zhanglu, it is bitter, cold, poisonous, detoxifies and dissipates stagnation, and facilitates bowel movements.
Corydalis: also known as ground bark, chickweed, lentil seedling, bitter, cold, Guixin, liver meridian. It can dissipate swelling and pain, clear away heat and detoxify, and can cure poisonous snake bites.
Yu Yu Liang: also known as Naphtha and Bai Yu Liang, it is sweet, astringent, slightly cold, astringent in the intestines to stop diarrhea, and astringent to stop bleeding.
Qingdai: also known as indigo flower, blue vat flower, blue road, salty, cold, returns to liver meridian. Cools blood, clears away heat and detoxifies, calms convulsions.
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