Once upon a time, there was a Tang monk who met a vampire.
Tang's monk said: If you eat my flesh, you will live forever. You are already immortal, why don't you let me go?
The vampire said: No.
Tang Monk said: My Wukong has unparalleled magical powers. He will ride on a white dragon horse to save me one day.
The vampire ignored it.
Tang Monk wept secretly, I have been waiting for twenty years, why did I not even expect a single monkey hair but a bat...
The vampire said in his heart: I am not a bat.
Ever since, this is a poignant love story between Tang Monk and a vampire - -.