"Brother Ichigo, you should just marry Sister Yuqian!"
"Pfft... Cough, wanderer, what did you say?"
The woman who was drinking tea also shook her hand and glanced at Mr. Strawberry who was squirting tea but said nothing.
"Stop joking, why did I marry that paralyzed girl?" Mr. Strawberry immediately pounded the table excitedly and roared at the wanderer.
The heroine Yu Qian, also known as the pseudo-facial paralyzed woman, said calmly: "Mr. Strawberry, don't you know that men who complain about women behind their backs are all beasts?"
After hearing this, Mr. Strawberry went crazy for spiritual pressure, and all creatures with spiritual pressure within a radius of 500 miles were in a state of half-death. Of course, ignore the paralyzed woman in front of you.
Soon, the sound of Strawberry gritting her teeth was heard, "Yu Qian, are you a woman? You have no breasts, no waist, no butt..." Accompanied by a look of contempt.
Yu Qian looked at Ichigo indifferently and said doubtfully, "Have you been infected to this extent by your unscrupulous father? Why would such uncle-level bastard words pop out of your mouth?"
After a long time, the spiritual pressure stopped. Mr. Strawberry glared at the woman in front of him and said contemptuously again, "I learned it from you!"
"... Of course, I won't marry you." Yu Qian took a sip of tea and changed the topic.
Hey, hey, what's the reason for that long silence? ? ?
"Phew..." Ichigo breathed a sigh of relief.
"If you want to get married, it's up to you to get married."
…………It's silent again…………
"What?" Strawberry was not calm again. He pointed at the facially paralyzed woman with one finger and said with a red face, "You... You, say it again"
Yu Qian returned an idiot look and took another sip of tea, "I don't want to be suppressed, I want to be the strong attacker!" As he said this, he raised his middle finger towards Ichigo.
"Ah————! Who will drive this woman away!" The sound of wolf howling came from Kurosaki's house, and it lasted for a long time...
The heroine of this article is pseudo-facially paralyzed, this article is a rant about easy collapse, and the male protagonist is Ichigo. There are some ambiguities with other popular protagonists. This is my first time writing a complaint. If it's not good, just click the cross in the upper right corner.