Shh! the Military Advisor Is Thinking

Rong Zaisi is a pathological fool It happened that in the time of great strife, I met the lord who had visited the thatched cottage three times. After some chatting, the other party was shocked and thought she was some kind of reincarnation of Zhuge Liang. If you think about this person again, he has no independent opinion. The teacher said that the credits would be counted, so he followed the master in a daze to conquer the world. "The enemy is approaching the city! We don't have enough armor, please give me an idea!" Rong thought again, and after thinking twice, he suggested: If the armor is not enough, why not go into battle shirtless? Outrageous, but the lord is a numerical monster On the day of battle, the sun was scorching, and the enemy soldiers were suffocating under their armor and were dizzy. Looking back at our army, the Lord went into battle shirtless, opened up and closed, and was invincible. The military power was greatly boosted for a while. The three armies shouted in unison, and the military advisor expected the enemy to be the first! After the war, Rong Zaisi looked at the injured lord at the celebration banquet with shame. He felt that he was too incompetent, so he put up a seal and sealed the gold, wanting to give up his position to a truly talented person. Since the lord got the military advisor, he has been victorious in every battle and he is in sight of his hegemony. He has thousands of things to say and wants to have a long chat with the beautiful military advisor. However, when they entered the tent at night, they found that the bed was empty. The lord breaks the defense, the lord panics, the lord pursues the military advisor under the moon Then I saw the enemy leader holding the hand of his military advisor and talking about tea, which was unbearable. "You have the talent of a king's assistant, why should you stoop to serve a common man? Alas, your hands are still so cold, why don't you go back with me and sleep together, and you won't be exposed to the cold at all." Lord:? Lord: Bitch, are you poaching my talented military advisor? Intention: God's will is at work, but they are a match made in heaven