My System Has a Bug [Quick Transmigration]

Yu Ling was the most “diligent” employee in the quick-transmigration world. Her glittering resume could circle a world the size of a small planet ten times over. She topped every leaderboard, leaving everyone else in the dust. Finally, after she blew up her 999th minor world, the Elders’ Council could take no more and forced her into retirement. So Yu Ling reluctantly took her salary card, containing 60% of the quick-transmigration world’s total assets, and left in tears, vowing that she’d come back and keep slaughtering the worlds someday. She hadn’t decided how yet. The problem was, she was so rich she couldn’t find a reason to make more money. To convince herself, Yu Ling started spending like crazy. As the saying goes, if you don’t spend money, you’ll have no motivation to earn it. So after a whole month of wild spending, Yu Ling looked at her assets, which had barely changed, and frowned slightly. After a little thought, she turned her attention to the System industry, the biggest money-loser around. Anyone who’s been a System knows it’s a thankless job: the better you are, the richer you get; the worse you are, the more you lose. Every year, just recruiting Hosts costs 10% of the world’s assets. Employees are either rolling in money or struggling to get by. They don’t have to pay for social insurance or housing funds, but otherwise they’re stuck living on a fixed salary, and if their Host is useless, they have to cover the losses themselves. When Yu Ling heard this, her eyes lit up: There’s work to do, money to spend, and a government job. Best of all, it’s guaranteed to lose money!!! Good heavens, what a dream job!??? So Yu Ling happily spent money in the quick-transmigration world to buy herself a System job. In Yu Ling’s own words: “If I don’t do anything, my life’s ruined.” And that’s how the System world got a freeloading troublemaker who paid money for the privilege of working. Right from the start, this troublemaker adopted a downright unholy schedule, working from nine at night to three in the morning. She also put on a masterclass in showing up late and leaving early, early, early, early. Her attendance sheet was blank all thirty days of the month, and she even managed to get her supervisor System to advance her next month’s absences. She drove the supervisor System so mad that it exploded ten times. (An average of ten times a day.) The ones who had it worst were the Hosts Yu Ling picked up on a whim. Yu Ling handled assignments however she pleased. She picked the first Host by throwing a dart. The second was chosen by drawing lots. The third was even worse: Yu Ling was so sleepy that she chose them by yawning. … Other employees who heard about someone like her: “…” How bizarre. I’m not sure I believe it. Let’s hear more. One day, the Host forum suddenly exploded. It all started when an anonymous poster broke down crying in the middle of the night: “Guys, does anyone understand? My System helped me borrow a hundred million points! A hundred million! Can you imagine? I was already having the time of my life, but then it got even better…” The System mom says I don’t have to pay it back! Ah, what beautiful words. 110 System, I love you. I’ll work like a horse for you for the rest of my life. That’s all, guys. I’m off to vacation in the inner world. The others, who had never seen that many points in their lives… Exploded. And just like that, System 110 became “Number One System Everyone Wants to Meet” “Number One System with the Most Kids” “Most Mysterious System Number One” … The Hosts assigned to System 110, seeing these descriptions: “…” Their faces twisted in disgust, as if they’d swallowed ten flies whole. Some laughed in anger, some cried in anger, and some got so angry they split into multiple personalities… System 110 itself had one rule: when in doubt, solve it with money. If money couldn’t solve it, leave it to the Host. This included snacking on melon seeds while watching the plot unfold when a Host was being bullied; playing video games in the Host’s mind while they were being hunted; and, when a Host was on the verge of death, snoozing away in the private inner world she’d bought. She woke up to find that the sky had fallen. Huh? Why is the Host about to die!??? A neurotic, quirky, slacker-but-hardworking, queen-bee System heroine × A troubled, increasingly twisted, vengeful, beautiful-and-tragic-strong Host male lead Both are fragmented souls. Either one might change before the story begins. Theme: What kind of life do you want to live?