The whole story is written and will be posted on a schedule.
[Wealthy CEO, flirtatious playboy seme x acts older than his age, well-behaved but sharp-tongued beauty uke]
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If heaven gave Lu Lanzhou another chance, he would never do something so stupid as go tomb-raiding with his buddies.
For one thing, a group of rich second-generation guys had no business robbing a tomb. For another, he dug up a living person.
The guy looked pure and well-behaved, but knew nothing about modern life and acted like a little demon king. He'd be a serious danger to society if left unsupervised, so Lu Lanzhou took him home to keep things under control.
Lu Lanzhou: I've got your food, clothes, and everything else covered. Can you listen to me for once, Your Highness?
Lin Zhi: Oh, then go ahead and bury me again.
Mr. Lu was decisive and efficient at work, but at home he became a domestic husband, putting on an apron to cook and do the laundry.
What the hell? Wasn't Lin Zhi supposed to put on a cute pink apron and serve him tea?
At the very least, he should be sweet and gentle every day, clinging to him like a little bird!
Lu Lanzhou makes enough noise washing dishes in the kitchen to shake the heavens. On the sofa, Lin Zhi plays video games with headphones on, oblivious to everything.
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One day, Lu Lanzhou decides it's time to reclaim his masculine status as head of the household.
After washing the dishes, he casually tosses the new pink lace apron he bought onto the coffee table, only to receive a concerned look that says, “Is something wrong with your brain?”
Lin Zhi: What are you planning now?
Lu Lanzhou: Put it on. I bought it just for you. O(∩_∩)O
After a whole lot of commotion, the apron is completely ruined. Trembling, Lin Zhi viciously flings the pink rag at Lu Lanzhou's handsome face.
“Get lost!”
Mr. Lu enjoys himself for a moment and washes dishes for the rest of his life, going from someone who never lifted a finger around the house to the perfect domestic husband.
Lin Zhi: It would've been easier to just bury me again.
Later, Lu Lanzhou crosses out all the lines at the top of his diary and writes in bold: I regret not digging my wife up sooner.
[Reader's Guide]
1. Both leads are each other's first, and the seme and uke are both completely devoted to each other. There is one cannon-fodder seme, but no romantic entanglement.
2. Written in my second year of high school with no outline. Just read it for fun, okay?
Theme: Respect the old and cherish the young, a traditional virtue.
