[No divorce, no cheating, one-on-one, a sweet story about mutual secret crushes.] What do you do if your husband can't perform?
Obviously, divorce him! What, are you saving him for the holidays?
After two years of marriage, Jiang Yuan suddenly realized that his husband was the big bad villain in a novel: going crazy for the protagonist, losing his mind for the protagonist, and running headfirst into walls for the protagonist.
No wonder he only came through once a month. Jiang Yuan had thought he was busy, but then he saw the trending topic about his husband and the protagonist.
Jiang Yuan: I could put up with him having someone else in his heart, but he can't even perform. Why stay married?
Divorce!
Absolutely divorce!
While getting divorced, he would find himself a new love. He wasn't going to make himself suffer. He'd have a seamless transition. He'd be a heartless playboy.
His standards were too high and his search was going nowhere, so he turned to online dating, kept a pretty boy, and joined a dating club, pursuing several options at once.
Then news broke that he was keeping a pretty boy, dating online, and had divorced the actor Jiang Yi.
The whole internet called him out. How could he divorce and cheat on a good man like Jiang Yi?
Jiang Yuan: He was the one who cheated.
Jiang Yi: I didn't! I wasn't! I know the rules of a virtuous husband by heart!!!
He listed eight hundred ways to prove he was innocent in body and soul.
Later, people dug up that the person he'd been dating online was Jiang Yi, the pretty boy he kept was Jiang Yi, and even his flirty almost-relationship at the dating club was with Jiang Yi.
Netizens: So, is this some kind of poly play?
Netizens: Then why did you get divorced?
Jiang Yuan: He can't perform.
The whole internet was stunned!!!!
Jiang Yi, whose wife cried every time they had sex and whose appetite was so insatiable it was downright perverted, burst into tears!!!!
He'd been so afraid of mistreating his wife that he stayed away from home, and whenever he got worked up he'd slap himself, only to get divorced because he couldn't perform??
Jiang Yi: Corruption +1 +1 +1.
Please add this to your reading list!!!
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Theme: Speak up when you're in love.
