Maomao is a dog who has read a thousand things.
In his eighth reincarnation, he has been a pope, a beloved concubine, a neighborhood bully, and a beauty pageant champion...
In this life, he was only prepared to lie down.
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Born in a pet shop. Good.
No one wants to be thrown away if it screams too unpleasantly. Fine.
Picked up by a little boy on the street and brought home. Good.
The little boy sold him to the laboratory. Can... Wait? Where to sell?
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Maomao jumped off the operating table, howling, and ran back to seek revenge on the little boy.
Damn it, you dare to sell me to a laboratory. I, General Mao, will teach you what hell is like... Wait, why do you live in a garbage dump?
And an alcoholic father.
A bastard.
A mean sister.
Not only did I not feel guilty, I was also grinning.
Are you a fool?
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This is indeed a fool.
To live in this hell, one is either a madman or a fool.
Maomao, who was about to lie down, had to stand up and take charge of the family.
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The drunkard dad rushed to buy wine.
The bastard is going to be a male model.
The mean sister sent her to touch porcelain.
Silly boy... Just practice sports.
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The alcoholic dad becomes a candidate for governor.
The bastard became a great scholar.
The mean sister became a barrister.
As for the stupid boy... He is the most promising!
He became the bodyguard of the greatest dog in the world, Lord Lancaster Shaggy, who was knighted by the Queen herself.
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Maomao: We dogs are naturally good at playing with balls.
Maomao: If 11 people can't beat me for a dog, why don't you all start?
Maomao: Tactics? A dog holding a Frisbee is a tactic!
Maomao: I like the Hercules Cup very much. It's very convenient for holding dog food.
*Tips before viewing*
1. Le Ziwen
2. The head coach of England used the dog-playing Frisbee tactic in ancient times.
3. Pure dog, unchanged person
4. Add more as you think of it
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