[Football] Coach Dog Is Winning the Championship

Maomao is a dog who has read a thousand things. In his eighth reincarnation, he has been a pope, a beloved concubine, a neighborhood bully, and a beauty pageant champion... In this life, he was only prepared to lie down. * Born in a pet shop. Good. No one wants to be thrown away if it screams too unpleasantly. Fine. Picked up by a little boy on the street and brought home. Good. The little boy sold him to the laboratory. Can... Wait? Where to sell? * Maomao jumped off the operating table, howling, and ran back to seek revenge on the little boy. Damn it, you dare to sell me to a laboratory. I, General Mao, will teach you what hell is like... Wait, why do you live in a garbage dump? And an alcoholic father. A bastard. A mean sister. Not only did I not feel guilty, I was also grinning. Are you a fool? * This is indeed a fool. To live in this hell, one is either a madman or a fool. Maomao, who was about to lie down, had to stand up and take charge of the family. * The drunkard dad rushed to buy wine. The bastard is going to be a male model. The mean sister sent her to touch porcelain. Silly boy... Just practice sports. * The alcoholic dad becomes a candidate for governor. The bastard became a great scholar. The mean sister became a barrister. As for the stupid boy... He is the most promising! He became the bodyguard of the greatest dog in the world, Lord Lancaster Shaggy, who was knighted by the Queen herself. * Maomao: We dogs are naturally good at playing with balls. Maomao: If 11 people can't beat me for a dog, why don't you all start? Maomao: Tactics? A dog holding a Frisbee is a tactic! Maomao: I like the Hercules Cup very much. It's very convenient for holding dog food. *Tips before viewing* 1. Le Ziwen 2. The head coach of England used the dog-playing Frisbee tactic in ancient times. 3. Pure dog, unchanged person 4. Add more as you think of it 5. Here we come! Purpose: Entries for the world's first-class dog-loving competition