The Arrogant Cat God Is Secretly a Weirdo
傲娇猫神私下是个嘤嘤怪
by Yedu No One Mangmang Orange (野渡无人芒芒橙)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 13k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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What should the cricket man do when the real owner hears him? Nervous Cat Girl College Student x Tsundere and Cold-faced Cat God 1- Wen Yu's mercury was retrograde and he couldn't stand it anymore. He failed to finish his homework, his computer broke down during class, his little yellow car was stolen and he missed the maintenance world, and he was late for the most traditional teacher's class. She originally thought that people couldn't be so unlucky forever, until she, a cricket, danced on the head of the rightful master, who happened to be her beloved senior. Wen Yu seemed to see his credits waving goodbye to him. Reaching out to avoid hitting the smiling man, Wen Yu ignored the two weird methods given on his phone. The first is to seize Xie Zhiqiu's leverage, fearing that the other party will be petty and make enemies for himself. The second was to fall in love with him, for which she concluded that she was crazy, which was more difficult than getting a perfect score in her elective course. Choose the most direct and effective method - apologize! As a result, this apology nearly cost her her life. No one told her that the handsome Maine leaning against her in the cat cafe actually had a dual identity. One is the aloof senior who just offended and wanted to apologize but got lost, and the other is the Cat God, the ferryman in charge of dead souls in the cat spirit world. Damn it, she was caught watching the other party's spirit transfer! Out of desperation, she confessed directly, reciting all the lines from all the bubble dramas she had watched from her best friend in her mind while she pinched her thighs and burst into tears. Looking at the red ears opposite her, she felt something was wrong. It turns out there is a show for her in the circus tonight. "How could you forget that? Fifteen years ago, in the gentle rain of apricot blossoms in the countryside, you said you were Xie Zhiqiu, and I fell in love with you uncontrollably." "But I don't know you." "You are just a heartless man. You promised to come back to me when you achieve something. I have been waiting for you for so many years and you haven't heard from me at all. Is it easy for me to come to the big city alone?" "I wasn't even human at that time."' It's true that when the book is used, I will hate it less, and I don't know how to flirt with a single girl! Ahhhhhh. 2- At first, Xie Zhiqiu felt that Wen Yu was so noisy that it made his head hurt. Such a noisy person has no discernment and likes Song Yu, a peacock. Later, he discovered that this flea-like man did not seem to be living a very good and miserable life. Okay, it shouldn't be difficult to raise a new person, forcefully intervene in Wen Yu's past and protect him as he grows up. After all, he also has a large group of cat people. However, he was raised as a child. But the other party didn't think much of it, and after recovering his memory, he stalked her and confessed his love. Is repaying kindness in this world just by committing yourself to one another? I didn't understand, but Xie Zhiqiu was eager to learn and ran to ask the cat Xiaohei. Cat Xiaohei quickly cut off the screen, ignored the public barrage, and turned sideways to block what he wrote: "The domineering cat god loves me so much" After listening to his cat god's question, he suppressed a smile and replied: "They only marry good-looking people." After Xie Zhiqiu heard this, he changed a new city rule that day: all cat people must act ugly before going out! Beware of getting caught! ! ! Wen Yu, who learned the truth... Fuck you! ! ! 3- Wen Yu thinks about how to conquer this cold and ruthless iceberg every day. Until one day when the work machine fell ill, she volunteered to take over the important task of taking care of Xie Zhiqiu, and then ran to fry the kitchen. Holding a bowl of "porridge" that was dark and exuding unknown objects and handed it to Xie Zhiqiu, who was lying on the hospital bed half asleep. After thinking for a while, she decided to forget it and planned to go out to buy some medicine. When she got home, she found that the "porridge" lying on the bedside had been completely eaten. She shook Xie Zhiqiu out of coma with a "ouch", and her luck was full of disbelief. "Where's that bowl of dark stuff!!!!!!!" "I ate it." "Eat them all???????" "Yeah." She usually pretends to be a weak little girl, but she can't resist Xie Zhiqiu with her shoulders and hands. Now she was running wildly on the street with Xie Zhiqiu on her back, calling the doctor heartbreakingly as she ran. Xie Zhiqiu was so shaken that she felt dizzy; "I want to call the police." - 1. University campus x different world x happy enemies x furry 2. Shuangjie's first love HE. It seems that women chase men, but in fact men are attracted first. But it's too slow~ After all, Tokami is just a cat over one year old. 3. Hope to be separated from the second dimension. Concept: A cat's love for you is to be well fed and clothed.