
"The Re-Employment of Tianjie's Former CEO Started with His Corpse Being Picked up by His Rival"
《天界前CEO的再就业从被死对头捡尸开始》
by Sahitomi Yuuki (佐瞳佑翼)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 11k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLight Novel
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- Absurd Comedy
- Bickering Lovers
- Hilarious
- Power Couple
- Urban
Synopsis
[Chat in Heaven | Top posts] Title: Surprise! Former Tianjie CEO Xueli Lingbo was laid off Posted by: front-line melon eaters Who knows, my family, that a veteran executive who has been working for tens of thousands of years did not lose in a power struggle, but actually lost his job because he was too handsome. 1L:? ? ? No, is this reason for expulsion serious? 2L: I just finished reading the official notice from the Human Resources Department! In the past three years, 90% of the immortal officials have looked at his face while at work, and their official duties have been messed up, seriously disrupting the order of the workplace in heaven hahahaha 3L: Everyone knows. The new chairman is his cousin. When a new official takes office, he has to find someone to block gossip. 869L: I just want to ask, how much compensation was given? The original poster replied 869L: One piece of sky coin. … 9427L: (ID: Corpse Picker) It's okay. I have already picked up his body. Don't worry. 9428L:? ? ? 9429L: No, what happened? ? 9430L: The ID upstairs... Am I right? ! The original poster replied 9430L: Wait, body picker? This ID, if I remember correctly, is Yuan Zun! ! 9431L: Yuan Zun? ? ? The first founding ancestor of the world? ? 9432L: Hasn't this old man been retired for tens of thousands of years? ? 9434L: Good guy! Yuan Zun stayed up most of the night and picked up the former CEO for fun in the human world 9516L: (ID: Clairvoyant Eye) Don't make any noise, don't make any noise! The human coordinates have just been calibrated - 30.58° North latitude, 114.29° East longitude. The Shunfeng ear audio has been connected, and the Sky Supervision Department is monitoring it in high definition. It can be directly projected onto the screen! A surveillance screenshot was shot downstairs. The screen comes with a light blue data border, and a line of small words in the corner: [Heaven Supervisor Division·Worldwide Observation Record] Heavy snow covered the long streets of Jiangcheng late at night. In the snow, Lingbo huddled alone under the street lamp, with a thin layer of white snow piled on the red-haired shoulders, and his teeth chattered with the cold. On the long street, a thin figure walked through the snow, stopped in front of him, and handed him a bowl of steaming oden. It's Wen Renyu's slave. 9519L: Wait, wait, aren't they sworn enemies? I remember when Xueli Lingbo pushed Jade Slave to the ground and beat him! 9520L:? ? ? ? So now... The enemy is here to pick up the corpse? ? ? 9521L: Good guy, are you here for revenge or repayment of kindness? 9522L: Oh my god, I'm lucky enough to see Yuan Zun without makeup, he's so pretty. Yunu lowered his eyes and looked at Xueli Lingbo, with a faint smile on his lips: "I own a flower shop and I need a clerk. The monthly salary is ninety-nine cents. I can find you just right." 9530L: The monthly salary is 99 cents? ? ? 9531L: Yuan Zun! Your majestic founding ancestor gave the former CEO a salary of 90 cents and 9 cents. Wouldn't your conscience hurt? ! 9532L: Xue Li Lingbo: I just received one dollar, and then I turned around and asked for ninety-nine cents. I worked with you for tens of thousands of years, and in the end I only had one penny left in my pocket. 9534L: Picking up corpses is fake, but picking up long-term workers is real! ! In the surveillance screen, Xueli Lingbo hesitated for a moment, but after all, he had nowhere to go and followed him silently. 9535L: Followed! He really followed! ! 9536L: The former CEO was kidnapped with a bowl of oden. Yuan Zun made a lot of money this time. One person and one immortal walked far away through the snow and stopped in front of a small shop. Before Xueli Lingbo stepped in, from the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of a very small line of words engraved on the inside of the door frame - Our store does not accept living people. The door of the flower shop slowly closed behind the two of them. No one noticed that the petals of the bunch of white flowers on the window edge were withering quietly at a speed invisible to the naked eye. The next second, the monitoring signal was suddenly cut off. 9540L:? ? ? ? 9541L: Hey, hey, why is the screen black? 9542L: The signal is gone? Clairvoyance, please repair it quickly! 9543L: Good guy, Xueli Lingbo has just been laid off, and his immortal status has been cleared. Strictly speaking, he is really not a "living person". Yuan Zun has already stepped on it! 9545L: Xue Li Lingbo: I have lived for tens of thousands of years, first I fell in love with my appearance, then I fell in love with oden cooking, and finally I fell into a flower shop that did not accept living people. 9546L: I would like to ask, is this flower shop still hiring staff? No salary required, bring your own oden 9547L: (ID: Corpse Picker) Recruitment, monthly salary is 99 cents. (This post has exploded, and the number of floors continues to soar...) In the windy and snowy corner where no one is paying attention, a line of faint and difficult to read handwriting slowly floats on the yellowed glass window of the flower shop. Concept: A vast winter snow, the best thing in the world is to meet, and what is more beautiful than the east wind is their reunion

