[Salted fish shows off the heroine × Tsundere, poisonous tongue, resentful holy sword]
Gu Lan is a standard salted fish in the world. After the college entrance examination, there are only four ideal things in life: lying down, eating melons, blowing the air conditioner, eating and waiting to die.
Once he was deceived by an online game and dragged into the world of immortality, he was bound to the ancient holy sword Luoshui, which had been silent for hundreds of years.
Luoshui, the number one killer weapon that once shocked the three realms, had an unparalleled reputation for a hundred years, killing demons and conquering the demon realm without a single defeat.
However, because the previous sword master was crazy about love, abandoned the Tao and sacrificed himself for love, and destroyed his cultivation, it was stained with dust and humiliation. His divine power was sealed by his own hands, fell from the altar, and lay in the mud for a hundred years.
After a hundred years of silence, Luo Shui was so angry that his teeth itched.
It swore to heaven that in this life it only wanted a new master who was heartless, heart-locked in love, and would never be shackled by love, who could lead it to wash away its lifetime of humiliation and return to its peak.
And Gu Lan, who was born with a sealed heart and a loving destiny, perfectly met all the criteria for choosing a master in Luoshui, and was the only person with destiny who could carry all its divine power in a hundred years.
However, the first time they met, she was killed by the violent sword and was heartbroken.
Killed a hundred times.
Gu Lan: ... You have the guts.
Luo Shui was very dissatisfied with this new sword master, thinking that she was the worst, laziest, and most hopeless one he had ever led.
Gu Lan's daily life: fish in the water, survive and survive, never sit down when he can lie down, never fight when he can run away.
Holy Sword's daily life: venomous remarks, online forcing, sorting out cause and effect, urging her to practice, urging her to reach the top, urging her not to sleep.
Luo Shui: "Get up and practice!"
Gu Lan turned over: "Wait a moment..."
In the past, love misled the people, but now we have no intention to settle things.
There is no lingering love, no bloody sadomasochism. Only by sharing life and death can we break through the shackles of heaven, look across the three realms, and reach the top of the road.
Mission: Don't forget your original intention and love life