Straight men break up? Happy enemies? No! We were a match made in heaven at first sight!
Interstellar Explorer × Empire Mascot
The wise crown prince with perfect social skills × the hot pepper rose little god Jinlong
A straight man's cancer was defeated by physical love, a bloody story about two imperfect people who fell in love with each other and then had a bunch of eggs.
XP collection, lightning points are everywhere, not recommended for readers who like ultimate invincibility.
——Copywriting for the straight man's bending version——
After Yuan Yuche came back, he suddenly found that his male fiancée no longer clung to him.
No longer pretending to be in love with him in public with a stinking face, and when others come to confess their love to him, they don't come out to declare their sovereignty. The most terrifying thing is that he even takes away the doll that he must hold when sleeping!
"While I'm glad you realize that men can't marry men..."
"But then again, it's not a big deal to sleep together..."
"No, did you abandon me so quickly to find a good fiancée?!"
Yuan Yu Che is puzzled, Yuan Yu Che is confused, and Yuan Yu Che falls into insomnia.
In another sleepless night, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who was confused, suddenly jumped out of the palace, rushed out of the palace in front of everyone, and ran all the way back to the palace door he was most familiar with. He took a deep breath, calmed down, and pushed the door hard -
He saw the little golden dragon who was supposed to be sleeping on the bed hugging the doll on time, but he was kneeling on the carpet, leaning down and taking out a round, moist egg from under his skirt. He clumsily rubbed the soft eggshell with his wet side face, and his tone was gentler than he had ever seen before:
"Baby..."
Yuan Yuche covered his chest, which started to beat wildly for no apparent reason, and his head was full of questions——
Wait... Aren't you a man? !
——Copywritten by an insider from a third perspective——
According to people familiar with the matter, the first meeting between the current empress Yuanyu Che and Shi Zongmi was actually not very pleasant.
It seems that Shi Zongmi suddenly picked up the vase, poured water on Yuan Yu Che's head, and even scolded him that he hates you, a country bumpkin.
It is also possible that Yuanyu Che repeatedly emphasized that he is a straight man and vowed by the way that he would rather be alone for the rest of his life than marry Shi Zongmi.
But many years later, neither of them fulfilled what they said.
One not only doesn't hate it, but also likes it to the point where she's pregnant and would rather raise her child alone.
The other simply gave up on inheriting the throne and began to pursue the throne all over the planet.
Even at this moment, the young emperor, who was always unsmiling in the council hall, was squatting in front of Her Majesty the Queen like a young boy, turning sideways to listen to his swollen pregnant belly.
It doesn't look like the relationship is bad at all, but it's a bit boring.
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1. Xiaomi can lay eggs! Give birth to a child, give birth to an egg, give birth to a double-yolked egg! The ultimate invincible xp product!
2. An imaginary world view, no prototypes and no metaphors, everything is set for better results
3. Imperfect characters, everyone is growing, please bear with me
4. Thanks for reading!
5. Screenshot taken on 26.9.4
Purpose: Love each other and be a family