On his first day at college, Gu Yu, a serious social phobia person, was inexplicably bound to a noisy face-slapping system.
The system issues tasks in real time.
Main task: slap in the face.
The target of the slap in the face: Shen Munian.
Looking at this unfamiliar name, Gu Yu opened the door of dormitory 410 with questions in his head, and ran into a wall of people. Suddenly, stars appeared in his eyes and his nose felt sore.
The voice of the system in the brain broadcast wildly, with fanatical joy: [Host, host, come on, your target is here, slap him in the face hard!
Gu Yu covered his nose and looked up at Dashuai Bi, who was half a head taller than him. His legs shook like a sieve.
"System, if you want my life, just say it straight away, don't beat around the bush."
The system has nothing to say.
But the kind-hearted Dashuai Bi was concerned: "Are you suffering from hypoglycemia? Since we are all roommates, let me help you make your bed."
Gu Yu: "..." Good man!
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In a certain class quiz, Gu Yu gloriously got the last place.
And Shen Mu-nian is the number one positive number.
The system jumped wildly: [Host, throw the test paper in front of him and slap him hard in the face!
Gu Yu: "The last one is the one who slaps the first one in the face. Your program is wholesale, right?"
The system is speechless.
Shen Munian took the test paper full of crosses and said in a warm voice: "It's okay, I'll give you tutoring tonight."
Gu Yu: "..." Good man!
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Later, Gu Yu was blocked in the dormitory bathroom by Shen Munian for no apparent reason and said some strange words.
He was so frightened that he raised his hand and slapped Shen Munian.
The system that had been jumping around like crazy in the past stopped jumping around and made a sharp blast: [Host! This is not a slap in the face, what are you doing? !
Gu Yu: "... A physical slap in the face, doesn't it count as a slap in the face?"
Host: [He's blushing, don't give him a hard time! ! !
Gu Yu: "What if he is angry? Look, his eyes are red with anger..."
Host: [You're okay, just put two drops of eye drops in your eyes, I'll knock it!
Gu Yu: "..." He is a good person!
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Growing up, Shen Munian always knew that he was different from others because he could always hear some strange sounds.
In this regard, he once suspected that he was mentally ill.
Until the first day of college, when he had just packed his luggage in the dormitory and opened the door to go out for a walk. Not only did he hit someone, he also heard an even stranger mechanical sound.
Come on, your... Target is here, beat him hard...
Shen Munian was shocked: These days, you still have to be assigned someone to go to college!
Purpose: World peace
