Wow, Your Trash Has Been Collected
滴,您的垃圾已回收
by Please Laugh (请笑之)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 12k Words
- Chapters
- 3
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Destined Pairing
- Horror
- Power Couple
- Revenge & Retribution
- Supernatural
Synopsis
*The mother who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside is attacking her boyfriend Yan Du (attack) × Feng Yu (suffer) Feng Du was born with a yin and yang eye. In the news about the car accident of a wealthy family, many netizens lamented how miserable it was for the son-in-law to lose his wife at such a young age. However, Feng Du saw a woman covered in blood and shouted, "The scumbag is still alive." He casually said to the live broadcast, "The dove occupies the magpie's nest." Unexpectedly, he completely angered netizens and the scumbag himself. In order to prevent his career from ending and drinking the northwest wind, that night he went to the place where the incident occurred to summon the female ghost to testify for himself. He handed an umbrella to the red ghost on the bridge on a rainy night, but the other party handed him a bloody letter: "Young man, I think you have a very good character, and you are a scumbag at first glance. Sign a contract with us and build a harmonious society together!" Feng Addiction: Is there such a good thing? Contractors who enter the system can use points to purchase functional cards to assist the scumbag, but points are valuable. Others are careful to redeem cards, while Feng Addiction madly redeems soul-drawing cards, scaring the target of the task and crawling all over the floor. Others: This card can still be played like this??? Supervisor 01 said seriously: "We do not advocate playing with task objects." Feng Du rolled up the contract paper with great interest and put it against the supervisor's chin: "Then I have no choice but to play with you, Mr. Yan." * Commission 1: Hot topics of the current period · "The Night Rain: The Woman in Red in the Rain" The wealthy Xiao family changed hands overnight, and Xiao's father disappeared. The eldest daughter was deceived by a scumbag and took away the family property. She bumped into the Beicang Road Viaduct and became a lonely ghost. She dressed in red and wandered on the bridge day and night, waiting for someone to avenge her... But her resentment was so deep that no one except the eldest young master of the Yan family dared to pick her up. Seeing that the time was coming, she took the initiative to find the only man who handed her an umbrella. So, Feng Du penetrated into the body of the newly deceased mistress, faced the cruel scumbag and cried: "I'm pregnant with your child!" Passing by Young Master Yan, who was dressed as his mother, he tripped. How on earth did you, a grown man, say such words without any grudge?! Fengdu: What's the point? Didn't you give birth to me too? Yan Du:...... Commission 2: Strange Tales from the Countryside·"Sunset at the End of the World: The Disappearing Children" He was an ordinary child with an ordinary mother, and he lived an ordinary life until that day when he was abducted, drank a drugged drink, and died of drug allergy. The adults who took him away actually threw him off a mountain cliff. He cried every day and every month, but no one heard him... Ask the contractor to help him find his way home and rescue other abducted children. ....... *Small theater* Yan Du, the eldest son of the Yan family, is a once-in-a-hundred-year genius in the Xuanmen world. He is also the youngest head of the Yan family. He has hated evil since he was a child. When he was 12 years old, when he was investigating the massacre of the Feng family, he met Feng Dui, who was dazed in a pool of blood, and concluded that he was an evil ghost. The gloomy child raised his beautiful face and just glanced at himself. Three days later, a kidnapping occurred in the Shengyang Department Store. When he arrived, a fire broke out at the scene. The robber jumped from the window and fell to pieces. The child he kidnapped stood quietly by the window, looking downstairs with dark eyes and a smile on his lips. Yan Du fell in love with this child and had a ridiculous idea in his mind. He said to him fiercely: "Don't let me catch you with your pigtails, evil ghost." The "evil ghost" stopped smiling, and his voice was like damp cold mist. Calling his name was like calling an idiot: "Then you must catch me before I eat you, Mr. Yan." Many years later, Yan Du fell in love with a boy at first sight on the street. When the boy saw him, he narrowed his beautiful peach blossom eyes and walked towards him proactively: "Hello, Mr. Yan, my name is Feng Du, and I am the subject of your supervision." Mr. Yan fell in love on the spot. Question: What should I do if I like the most annoying face? 1. 1V1, double clean he, double arrows are super thick, it is a two-way rush that hates each other but can't stop being excited. 2. Don't criticize or criticize others, criticize or criticize others, do not like the behavior of insulting and belittling the other party. It's all because I didn't write well. It's okay to criticize me, but don't go too far. 3. The copy was written for funny effect and is somewhat different from the main text. 4. This "scumbag" is a "human scumbag", a scum of society, not just a "scumbag man". Pay attention to distinguish between them. 5. Any prototype cases will be marked in the last chapter of this plot. 6. I wish you all a happy reading*^_^* Purpose: Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony