After Binding to the System, the Old Attacker Crashed.

After Wenjiu died, a merit system was bound to him. The system was gentle and considerate, and each world could transform into different forms, but it was a little stuck. Wen Jiu stuffed the white cat system into his coat to keep warm, and the cat's paws pressed against his chest and pushed out. Wen Jiu: "Don't move, it's cold outside." The cat stopped moving. After three seconds, the panel pops up: [System temperature is overheated] Wenjiu: Can you stop getting too hot? System: OK, recorded. The next second, another line of garbled characters popped up. Warm wine: It breaks the human machine and will be uninstalled sooner or later. After taking a bath with warm wine, I came out and poked the panel with my wet hands. [The system temperature is abnormal, please keep your distance. Wenjiu: "What's wrong with you?" System: "You just took a shower, don't get so close. The host's temperature will rise, and the system will also overheat." Wenjiu: "So you blame me?" System: "Yeah." Wenjiu: "... You are quite good at taking the blame." System: "It's not about blaming the blame, it's about the host getting too close." Wen Jiu smiled and deliberately moved forward: "What about this?" A line of red text popped up on the panel: [Warning: The system is about to be overloaded. Please take three steps back. "No retreat" "Wenjiu... Bad guy." The system called his name for the first time, in a low voice. The red dot in the lower right corner of the panel flashed wildly, and the entire screen was hot. Wen Jiu subconsciously reached out to touch it, and as soon as his fingertips touched it, he heard the system take a breath. "Don't touch... The heat." Wen Jiu quickly retracted his hand, his ears burning red. "What do you know about man and machine alone?" Panel pop-up Yeah ovo "Awen... Let's get closer." "Why?" "Want to smell it." Later, Wenjiu discovered that if he lived in a different world, his system would be missing a tail. He thought the system was a data stream, but it turned out that the vixen removed the tail and gave it to him as a plug-in. Wenjiu: You fucking told me earlier! Bai Jiu: I'm afraid you think I'm bald. The system freezes and the tail presses the keyboard. The garbled characters are not bugs, but the fox's paws can't type. Until one time, the human form was systematically formed—— He has white hair, red eyes, and his tail is still wet and wrapped around Wenjiu's wrist. The voice was hoarse and soft: "Awen, I'm... Not too bald now, am I?" Wenjiu: "... Change back first." Bai Jiu's eyes darkened. Wenjiu: "You can't touch the tail of a humanoid." Little candy>ᴗo： Wen Jiu was trapped in the corner by Bai Yan. Bai Jiu breathed. Wen Jiu pressed his back against the wall and endured it for ten seconds before finally breaking through: "Can you stop breathing?" Bai Jiu: "I'm breathing normally." Wenjiu: "Why are you breathing so close to me?" Bai Jiu: "Is it close?" He pressed forward another half inch, and the tip of his nose touched Wenjiu's ear. Wenjiu could feel his hot breath hitting his neck. "I haven't started yet." Wen Jiu clenched his molar teeth and cursed in his mind. This man is very capable. --- Food guide: Tucao Sha Glyph~ Tsundere and fried social beast The system article goes against the grain, the more you do good deeds, the bald your husband becomes. Wen Jiu: "Don't keep burning my tail. I'm almost bald." Shun🐟(Author): "The plot needs QwQ." Wen Wen: "Believe it or not, I'm going on strike." Shun🐟: "Strike -10,000 merit, burn two more." Wen Wen: "? Are you a human?" Shun🐟: "Meow." Baijiu: "It's okay... I don't feel any pain." Wen Wen: "Shut up, the more you do this, the more excited you are." Shun🐟: "Yes^ω^" Kindness reverberates Intention: Good intentions will eventually reverberate