Shuiyuan, the notorious "Laozi", was kicked out by his vampire stepbrother
In order to make ends meet, he had to work in the unlimited flow system set up by the Vampires. However, in addition to facing the Vampires who discriminated against humans, he also had to face the foreigners in the American horror dungeon.
Yes, he doesn't know any foreign language and can only translate it on a certain music player
Fortunately, each player is given a customized skill, and he makes a wish to the system, asking the boss to turn a blind eye to him.
System: ok fine, then open the translation of a certain song and fill in "wink" in the Shuiyuan skill column.
After some time
Why does the boss want to hear the pain of my family of origin?
What does it mean that the person who scolds me for fishing secretly hates that he is not the one being fished out?
What do I mean when my stepbrother and my best friend get into a fight and ask me who am I going to stand under the mistletoe with?
Nervous, why are you standing under the grass? I'm going to meet a beautiful foreign girl. She said she is a rainbow who likes to wear skirts. It's so cute. I bought her a rainbow tutu. I hope her success will be successful.
Innocent cool guy, tough demon king protects × suffering illiterate super hot straight man
Slice Attack Crazy Batch/High Content of Personality Flaws
Motto: People will always grow and things will always get better