Marry a Fool for a Second or Two

As a carrot who can turn nosebleeds into water guns, Zhan Chengxian's life has been full of ups and downs. As the pampered young ancestor of the General's Mansion and a talent with top-notch magic qualifications, Zhan Chengxian should have a bright future. But in his weak years, Zhan Chengxian was sold to the prince for two taels of silver by his drunken mother. He tried to resist but failed, so he became lustful and molested the prince's sweetheart. After a severe beating, he was carried away in a sedan chair and sent to be a cheap wife for the idiot Third Highness. When he first entered the palace, Zhan Chengxian devoted himself to planning his escape. Looking forward to escaping home, causing chaos, and asking his soft-hearted mother to avenge him. If you really can't escape, just use this fool as a springboard to fly out of the palace! But after getting along with him day and night, he discovered that this fool not only had a beautiful face, but also acted like a coquettish person and behaved in a variety of ways. His innocent and harmless appearance was damn cute. The result was that he had been busy for a long time, did not do any bad things, was kind-hearted, and accepted the fact that this fool was his husband. As time goes by, I no longer want to take revenge, I no longer look for my mother, I no longer flirt with beauties, I just become the father of this fool... Huh? Wrong... Zhan Chengxian touched his sore waist and looked at the fool who was still eating obediently and fell into deep thought. Can a fool also have sex? Is it possible? Isn't he a fool? The next moment, Zhan Chengxian watched helplessly as the fool picked up all the eight dishes on the table, no matter spicy, salty or sweet, and stuffed them all into his mouth with a lot of rice, almost choking to death. Zhan Chengxian rolled up his sleeves skillfully and sighed: "You're right stupid." In the past, he was a playboy who would make nosebleeds when he saw a beautiful woman. Now he is a husband-protecting maniac who would make nosebleeds when he saw a beauty. He once said to a fool: "From now on, you belong to me. If anyone dares to bully you, I will make sure that he cannot go to court in his life!" Until this fool sat on the throne. Zhan Chengxian: "???" Are you telling me that a big fool who doesn't understand the sinister nature of people, who can't tell the difference between good and bad, who can choke himself half to death when he eats a meal, who can make himself explode when he uses spells, who can only act coquettishly, who is gluttonous and grabs food, and who is completely defenseless against anyone, has ascended the throne? ! Am I crazy, or are you crazy? Purpose: Children should be watered with love and must not be abandoned