My Inhuman Husband Loves Me so Much

Daily update at 12 noon [Closed on Sundays~] ◆Emotionally stable writer suffers from × Great contrast, all-round tentacle monster elite attack at home ◆｜Marriage first, love later｜Cute contrast｜Simple sweet pet｜Clingy spirit Copywriting of this article Lu Yanzhou knew it on the first day he went on a blind date. The elite man opposite Zhang Yuan, who looks like a human and a dog, is a tentacle monster. After all, it was really hard not to notice the tentacle that was trying to pick him up food secretly but was knotted in mid-air due to nervousness. Lu Yanzhou looked at Zhang Yu'an's wet eyes that said "Don't go" and said calmly: "Okay, let's get married." Zhang Yuan:! ! ! The real experience of married life is as follows: ✅ All-round housekeeping: eight tentacles work at the same time, washing, cooking and cleaning, and the efficiency is eight times that of ordinary humans. ✅ Emotional stability: No matter how majestic Zhang Yu'an is when he is having a meeting outside, he always rubs his wife's hand and asks for a pat on the head when he comes home. ✅ Overwhelming sense of security: Lu Yanzhou is hung up by tentacles wherever he goes, fully realizing the highest state of reaching out for clothes and food and opening his mouth. ❌ Extremely clingy: If it is slightly out of sight for more than five minutes, an aggrieved gurgling and bubbling sound will be heard in the house. Parents: How can we live like this? Won't he be eaten at night? ! Lu Yanzhou collapsed on the sofa, wrapped in tentacles like a silkworm and fed grapes: No, he is more courageous than me. Yesterday, the crab on TV even burrowed into my arms. —— 1. Lu Yanzhou worked overtime until early in the morning and came home. As soon as he opened the door, he was wrapped up by eight tentacles at the same time. Zhang Yuan buried his head in the crook of his neck and muttered: "You are forty-seven minutes late." Lu Yanzhou: "... Have you set the timer?" Zhang Yu'an: "The tentacles automatically timed, I didn't do it on purpose." Lu Yanzhou: "Then your tentacles are quite disciplined." Zhang Yuan said aggrievedly: "They miss you." Lu Yanzhou was wrapped into a silkworm chrysalis and dragged to the bedroom. He calmly took out his mobile phone and sent a message to WeChat Moments: "We're home, everything is fine." Pictured: ceiling. 2. Zhang Yu'an was careful: "You... Really don't mind that I have eight hands?" Lu Yanzhou didn't even raise his head: "I don't mind it, this is called buy one, get seven free, and make money with your blood." Zhang Yuan's tentacles shook happily: "Then... Honey, can I put two more tonight?" Lu Yanzhou: "... Get out." Zhang Yu'an retracted his seven tentacles aggrievedly, leaving only one tentacle stubbornly resting on Lu Yanzhou's ankle. Lu Yanzhou turned over a page and said, "... It's okay to leave one strip. Don't tighten it too tightly." Zhang Yu'an's eyes instantly lit up, and the tips of his tentacles were slightly pink. Night. Lu Yanzhou always felt that something was wrong. One was wrapped around his waist, two were hanging on his legs, two were clasped around his ankles, and even the back of his neck was gently supported by one. He counted three times in silence. "... Zhang Yu'an." "Wife..." The other party's voice was vague and she answered while kissing him. "A few things agreed upon." Zhang Yuan answered vaguely: "One, one..." "How many have you released now?" Zhang Yu'an's tentacles stiffened suddenly. The air was quiet for five seconds. "... Two" Lu Yanzhou:...... Zhang Yu'an observed his expression and asked cautiously, "Are you okay?" Lu Yanzhou lay back expressionlessly and pulled the quilt over his head. "... Not allowed next time." Zhang Yu'an felt like he was being pardoned, and his tentacles retracted with a snap, leaving only one stubbornly left inside. Lu Yanzhou's voice was muffled under the quilt: "Don't go that way either." Food Guide 1. 1V1, HE, a private setting, an imaginary world view, please do not test it. 2. Attack is a non-human tentacle monster. Its appearance can be switched to human form, its tentacle shape can be Q or terrifying, it is extremely flexible, extremely dedicated and loyal to its recipients, and its moral bottom line is higher than that of most humans. 3. The whole process is a sweet pet, no abuse, no misunderstanding, no third party, the main theme is outrageous but reasonable. 4. Shou has a calm and transparent personality. He is not silly and sweet. He is a "seen everything, so he is not surprised" type of person. His emotional stability comes from: He really doesn't care. 5. This article does not involve any realistic biological science, and all tentacle settings are fictional. Regarding the "eight hands" issue - there is only one person in the attack, and the tentacles are extensions of the body, not too many, so please feel free to eat it. The copy was screenshotted on: 26/9/2. Concept: Love is tolerance