
The Emperor's Side Job Is the God of Death
本朝皇帝副业死神
by Sprinkle a Forest of Frost (清洒一林霜)
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 33k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The upright and ruthless emperor attacks x the cynical and sentimental Taoist priest] Xu Danyue was a short-lived idle Taoist priest who lived in the mountains for many years, running a shop to tell fortunes, catch ghosts, swindle, eat and wait for death. However, something unexpected happened. When he woke up, he actually traveled to the Dayan Dynasty. The emperor, who was famous for his ruthlessness, was sitting in the hall and ordered loudly without any explanation: "Come here and take the assassin's head." Xu Danyue was at a loss, but she rose up to resist and unintentionally discovered the emperor's secret: Zhao Song, the emperor of Dayan, the darling of Heaven, and part-time chief fancy death experience officer of Dayan Dynasty. After experiencing poisoning, assassination, being shot through by random arrows, his horse being frightened and falling off the horse, he drew his sword and killed himself, but he was still able to resurrect with full health as if nothing had happened! Xu Danyue: You said you can reincarnate, what do you mean? Zhao Song: As you can see, every time I die, I will go back to an hour ago. Xu Danyue: ... Are you stuck on a bug? In line with the mentality of doing good and accumulating virtue, Xu Danyue took the initiative to embark on the long road to rescue the driver: What? The chef of the imperial kitchen who was deceived by a traitor wants to poison His Majesty? Xu Danyue dismissed it and used a little trick to save the driver successfully. What? An eyeless male ghost who was hurt by love wants to take His Majesty's life? Xu Danyue scoffed and fell into the trap, successfully rescuing the driver. What? In order to prevent him from leaving, Your Majesty jumped into a dry well in anger? Xu Danyue failed to run away, but she made a big plan and successfully rescued him. What? The eaves collapsed and the old trees were scorched black? The fire burned through the entire village? Your Majesty is still caught in the fire and has difficulty escaping? Xu Danyue had no way to retreat, so she cut her wrists, painted the formation with blood, risked her own life, and finally succeeded in rescuing him. The heavy rain poured down, and he said goodbye to Zhao Song with a smile. However, the cold-blooded and ruthless emperor fell to the ground, hugging his cold body, and shed huge tears. The mountains and rivers are in ruins, the sun and moon are dim, and the long wind is whining through the scorched earth. Zhao Song lowered his head and kissed Xu Danyue's increasingly cold eyebrows: "It turns out that this is what it feels like to be reluctant to give up. I understand." Xu Danyue: No, what about the promised emperor being ruthless? Zhao Song lowered his eyes and wiped away the water drops on Xu Danyue's face: "But if you do it again, you'd better not meet me again." Xu Danyue: ... Stop the quarrel, stop the quarrel, I will resurrect right away. Ps: 1. The main subject, 1v1 double cleansing, he. 2. The historical background is semi-fictional, and most of the strange and supernatural parts are made up by me based on the data. Don't be too particular about it. 3. Gong is not cold-blooded, he is emotionless in a literal sense. Intention: Endless ruthlessness but lots of love, will love be exhausted if there is no more love?