
Looks Cool on the Surface, but Actually Loaded with Goods
表面清冷,实则装货
by Lord Jellyfish (水母木大人)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 12k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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When I saw the snow, I was a packer with a wild heart, He has always shown himself to be a depressing and cold person. On the surface, he is like a flower on the high mountain, and he has never been tainted by love or love. But no one knows that he not only likes to like videos of men with big breasts and waists, but also has collected 3,000 posts about forced love, and always has measures in his pocket. He thought to himself, what if someone pushed him against the wall. But God's calculations are not as good as those of people. Until the moment he died of illness, no one could see his true nature. The system that accidentally kidnapped the wrong person cried and told him: "Sorry host, I kidnapped the wrong person. Our mission is to play the sultry villain in every novel, and then be exposed..." "This task must be very difficult for a serious person like you, otherwise even-" Seeing Xue Shi smiled lightly and interrupted it: "No, it's professional." —— "Pretending to be a schoolboy but a young anchor" Qing Leng, the school sweetheart, is a small anchor. She posts private photos on social platforms every night, but during the day she is as cold as ice to her suitors. The pursuers held him down and desecrated him, and afterwards they felt extremely remorseful. Unexpectedly, everyone gradually discovered that something was wrong. When I saw snow, I would rub my calves against the legs of the table and chair in front of me while writing math. My collar became bigger day by day, and my trousers were cut shorter. Finally, everyone found out and clicked into his live broadcast. I found that the school maiden was teaching the barrage with a soft voice under the bright moon, How to make a stupid idiot puppy face. "The Unmarkable Beta Doctor" When Jian Xue, a soother from a famous school, always likes to kneel with his face facing the thighs when examining Alpha patients, he often accidentally scratches the patients' bodies with his fingers. The Alphas gritted their teeth and endured it, just treating it as a small inspection error. But I can see beautiful women dazzling in front of my eyes every day Even if beta cannot be marked, Alpha still pretended to lose control and marked Jianxue. After being disgusted, they cried bitterly and begged for forgiveness. Unexpectedly, someone bumped into the abstinent beta doctor, greedily sucking the needle containing residual pheromones, and his whole body was glowing pink. "Holy Water Scam" When the priests of the temple used holy water to "purify" believers when they saw the snow, they always deliberately poured the water on themselves. The knights, magicians and others just thought it was a blessing from the priests and drank it carefully to avoid waste, until someone discovered that the source of the holy water was... "The Bad-faced Contestant" When e-sports players see the snow, they have top skills but have bad tempers. If they lose in a game, they will scold their teammates with venomous words. The team members thought they were too good and practiced extra hard. But after becoming the champion, he still found fault with others, and the whole network forced him to apologize. Unexpectedly, someone found out that the trumpet account of a well-known doujin artist in the industry is consistent with his IP address, and the pinned content is "A bunch of losers, I'm so beautiful and don't know how to sleep with me." That night, netizens collectively changed their faces, teammates laughed angrily, and the entire base stayed awake all night. "Master Hehuan" When Master, the best loser in the world of cultivating immortals, saw Xue, he was at the bottom of the list and had a bad temper. He picked up three talented disciples as salted fish. The disciples endured the humiliation and worked hard to extend his life, but one night they all lost their Yuanyang. They thought it was a plot by a demon cultivator, and they secretly set up a trap but found nothing. Until one day, when he returned to the cave to retrieve his sword, he saw their cold master with a naturally charming red mole on his eyebrows, lying in their clothes and working the acacia magic spell. "NG on the set" The actor's acting skills are astonishing when seeing the snow, but he is very picky about the male actors in his cast. A kiss scene can be performed countless times. Until someone picked up the script he left behind and it was written on it "I want to have sex a few more times so I can be kissed more." In the kiss scene the next day, when I saw the snow, I was kissed until I was shaking all over. I tried to escape repeatedly, but was pulled back. "Flying Chess Criminal" In the world of supernatural powers, Jian Xue Shi is the most respected person with healing powers. He has a cold face and is known as the Snow-Colored Divine Light. But no one knows that Jian Xue Shi is still the love criminal wanted by the entire Internet. He uses his powers to get people to play flying chess Each square on the chessboard has content: Roll it to 1 to play with his dream power, roll to 2 and vines will appear, roll to 3 to express your fantasy, roll to 4 to act out strange novel scenes with him on the spot... After the flying chess game ended, the superpowers who entered the game were furious because they lost their innocence. I vowed to find that despicable criminal. Put the chess pieces into his mouth one by one and let him swallow them alive. "Small Group" Jianxue was the heartthrob in the small group, relying on her beauty and family background He bullies people unscrupulously, and loves to play the drumming and passing flowers game to randomly torture people. Everyone hates it with itch. Until someone couldn't bear it and wanted to bully him, But I found that he called me husband submissively with great familiarity. The man was shocked and angry, but afterwards he was secretly proud, thinking that he was an exception. But one day, while seeing snow, I was making a video call with my husband who was far away. Accidentally set up a video conference He was coquettish and angry without knowing it. The others were trembling with anger, but no one left. That night, when I saw the snow, I begged my friends to let me go. However, his friends actively invited him to play his favorite game, Beat the Drum and Pass the Flowers. Intention: surface loading
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