ACM: My ancestors, who would still want to give birth to a big center for you to chew on?
In 2000, Sofia Maldini, the daughter of Mr. And Mrs. Cesare Maldini, met a Brazilian in a chat room. After losing contact for two months, he told the atheist on the other end of the line: God saved him.
Sophia was ruthless: The doctor saved you.
He then spent three years trying to preach the gospel to her, and she spent three years trying to silence him.
They both lost and got married.
In 2002, Vito Lett Maldini was born. His grandfather is Cesare, his uncle is Paolo, and his father is Kaka. He learned to walk on the lawns of Milanello, to speak in the dressing room and to shout "goal" in the stands of San Siro.
The first complete sentence Kaka said to him was: "Believe in God."
"Here comes the ball," Vito said.
In 2018, Vito made his debut with the AC Milan first team at the age of 16 - 4 months younger than his uncle Paulo.
The whole world: Mao, have you finished nibbling the old ones and started nibbling the young ones?
Vito: I am from AC Milan. Can I please take a pacifier in peace? ... Oh, no, I don't need a pacifier anymore. So can I eat lasagna in peace?
This is a story of three generations of a family, two countries, three faiths, and countless meals of lasagna.
Intention: Maldini, who does not believe in God, gave birth to Milan's most pious answer.
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Boss, when will we start writing?
"One meter eighty-seven. Seventy-five kilograms..." This is a big bug for the author~ I'm too lazy to change it [crying] I'll catch the bug myself [crying] Sixteen years and two months old
Woo woo woo [crying] I can't even start a comment [crying] [crying] I'm still wondering why no friends chatted with me and made jokes to point out my mistakes.