
Can't Red Pandas Be Straight?
小熊猫就不能是直男了吗?
by Huanhe (浣禾)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 24k Words
- Chapters
- 9
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The red panda flower shop owner who has hairy hair when masturbating and controls his voice is attacked by a gentle voice actor who likes to talk flirtatiously to flirt with his lover] Xu Yun was also a red panda cultivator in the mountains and was adopted and raised by humans. He fell in love with a human man named Chu Wangyu, concealed his identity and got married to him. Later, he lost his memory. My memory stays in my sophomore year when I mistakenly thought that Chu Wangyu had a crush on me. He woke up and was chatting with his sister when a man in a suit and tie suddenly walked in. Xu Yun also whispered to his sister: "Isn't this that guy from the Civil Engineering College? Let me tell you quietly, he has a crush on me." When he learned that he had married Chu Wangyu, he just cursed: "Fuck, he really got her." "I couldn't have been deceived into marriage, right? I'm upright!" He was shocked, he was angry, and he was determined to regain his dignity as a straight man! He hugged the pillow and went to sleep on the sofa, and solemnly announced: "I'm a straight man." Chu Wangyu: "Yeah." "Don't even think about touching me." "Okay." "Don't say naughty things to me again." "Okay." At night, Xu Yun secretly put on his headphones and listened to the radio drama dubbed by Chu Wangyu. The deep voice rang against his eardrums, making the tips of his ears feel hot. Xu Yun gritted his teeth: "... Just listen to the last part." As a result, the next day, Chu Wangyu changed his voice when talking to him. On the third day, another one was replaced. How could he refuse this? —— When Chu Wangyu was a sophomore in college, he met a strange boy. He was very beautiful. Every time he passed by their classroom, the boys would stare at him unabashedly. Later, the two of them accidentally chose the same elective course. They both liked to sit in the front row tacitly. They thought there would be no more interactions, but the other party came over and said inexplicably that he agreed to be with them. Although Chu Wangyu didn't hate him, he was not gay. He packed up his books and left straight away. Later, he ran into him more and more frequently. The boy's name was Xu Yunye. He found out somewhere that he liked flowers, so he bought flowers for himself once a week. Chu Wangyu was moved. He fell in love with this boy named Xu Yunye. About my lover who loves to talk nonsense Small theater 1: Xu Yunye (Game Victory Edition): Good luck to you and eat chicken tonight. Chu Wangyu (meaningful version): Okay. Xu Yunye (playing the game version with Chu Wangyu): Come on, your marksmanship is really accurate! Chu Wangyu (please praise me): My other marksmanship skills are also very good. Small theater 2: Xu Yun also read the other party's dubbing script: Immortal Lord Qingxue, who was as bright as the bright moon and could not be stained by even a speck of dust, was now being bullied and pinned down on a rockfall by his disciple who had personally expelled him from his sect in the past. The Immortal Lord's clothes were half taken off, revealing a large area of snow-white skin. His hands were clasped by the opponent, and he couldn't use any of his spiritual power. He cursed "traitor" in his mouth, but his body responded involuntarily. Xu Yunye (red-faced version) continued reading with half-closed eyes. Chu Wangyu (want to do something): Yun Ye is shy? We have done these things many times, do you need to help you recall them? Small Theater 3: Xu Yunye (picking off the wedding ring angrily but being pitied by the pitiful eyes of the other party): I want to eat bananas. Chu Wangyu (slowly peeling version) Xu Yunye (Brain version): Why is this person's movements so erotic? Eh~ Chu Wangyu: It's really just peeling a banana for the baby QAQ. Small theater 4: Xu Yunye (eating the ice cream version bought by Chu Wangyu): Don't you want to eat it? So what do you like to eat? Chu Wangyu (lowering his head close to his lover's sensitive ear): You. Xu Yunye: In broad daylight, the world is bright and clear, the world is simply declining! Concept: A good marriage requires two people to work together