Idiot Wife Always Wants Me Dead

Ji Mian is a stone monster. He is different from other bad monsters. He is the pet of a human exorcist. His greatest pleasure every day is eating and sleeping. If he is taller, he can help his master catch the monsters causing trouble in the world. Since the resurrection of Rongyuan, the ancient ferocious beast that caused harm to the world a hundred years ago, demon exterminators from all over the world have come to capture the beast's remaining souls. Ji Mian has to shoulder the heavy responsibility of protecting the safety of his hometown. He was very worried, because except for his escape skill, which could be maxed out, all his other magic powers were at the end of the level. The road is boundless, and he has a new and capable assistant, Shen Yan, the demon slayer. Although the assistant does not know magic, he has all the advantages that Ji Mian does not have, such as being agile and diligent. They cooperated very well and solved the incidents of monsters causing chaos, and their hometown was peaceful. Ji Mian gained great confidence in his abilities and felt that he was a genius for catching monsters. He even wanted to help catch the big demon Rongyuan who was about to be resurrected. One day, he asked his knowledgeable assistant Shen Yan: "Hey, do you know what kind of monster that big monster Rong Yuan is?" The other party raised his eyebrows slightly, showing great interest in this topic: "Others say he is a red flame wolf demon." "What do you think the red flame wolf demon's real body looks like? Is it as majestic as me?" Ji Mian asked, holding his one centimeter small gray ball demon body. "I guess - that's how it should be." As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Yan's pupils turned red, his canine teeth grew rapidly, his body suddenly straightened up, his feet were level with the beams, and thick wolf fur covered his whole body. Rong Yuan, who was feared and hated by all the demon slayers, revealed his true form in front of Ji Mian. I'm just asking casually, I didn't ask you to perform for me! ! ! ! Ji Mian was so frightened that his heart almost fell out, even though the stone had no heart. In an instant, he gave up his previous grand plan to surrender Rong Yuan, and cried bitterly and begged the big devil in front of him not to eat him, because his hard-on was very unpalatable. Later, Rong Yuan looked at the beautiful woman who had just been kissed hard, and whispered in his ear: "Who said that my hard-on is hard to eat? Why do I feel that my lips are soft and delicious..." Ji Mian: "(p′‵.) No one told me that I would lose my innocence if I catch monsters, ah ah ah ah ah ah..." Ification I'll follow the demon slayer to kill myself after rebirth# Food guide: The evil monster attack vs the idiot little dumpling 1, 1v1 he Shuangjie, cute and sweet text 2. The early stage is more emotional, and the later stage is more plot-oriented. 3. Xiaotuanzi is purely stupid in the early stage and has a low quotient. He will grow up in the later stage. Don't dislike him. Please understand the brain of a stone that has not been tempered by society. Purpose: Love and Peace