The system said I was the part that was stolen, and the real Tom was still sleeping by the river.
I said, let me help you find out who you are.
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"Your mission is to go to Taco Bell, take off your pants, and pack a live fish in your backpack."
"Why?"
"In May 2026, a 28-year-old man in Florida did this. The bail was five thousand."
"I have one more system than him. I'm crazier than him."
"Yes, the system said, 'You have one more system than him, but you have one less courage than him. Do you dare?'"
"I don't dare."
"The system says, 'If you don't dare, that's right. If you dare, it's not Florida.'"
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My name is Tom Sawyer, the character from Mark Twain's favorite novel.
Here I am in Florida, shirtless and wearing a kilt, squatting in front of Taco Bell.
There was a system in my mind, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I said, "Fuck, it's tied wrong again."
It said that I was a stolen wild original fragment, and I had to complete the work it assigned me within thirty days before I could find myself back.
The more outrageous the work, the more people will see it.
People all over the United States are watching, Japan, the United Kingdom, Germany, and the whole world are watching.
Becky said that she was the first bug to be formatted by the system, the pigeon said that it was starting to have its own ideas, and Joe said that I would not finish the twenty-fifth task alive.
The system said it didn't know who it was.
The coffin is waiting for me.
Anyway, if you can't go back, let's live and spend it.
Intention: Even if you are in absurdity, never give up on finding your true self and your way back.