Joey signed the "Vacuum Deskmate Agreement" with the school bully Lu Zixiao.
Clause 1: Non-interference with each other and maintain an absolute social vacuum.
Clause 2: Lu Zixiao helps Joey block his love, and Joey helps Lu Zixiao make up for his homework.
Until one day Lu Zixiao pressed Joey against the wall: "Article 3, Party A allows Party B to cross the line."
Joey was put into the rocket class because of his good grades, and the only available seat was next to Lu Zixiao. The whole school knew that Lu Zixiao was not easy to mess with, but no one knew that Lu Zixiao hated others touching his things, including the air. So on the first day of school, Joey received a handwritten agreement called the "Vacuum Deskmate Agreement". The handwriting was arrogant and the terms were outrageous. The consequences of breach of contract were "at your own risk."
Joey read it carefully and took out a red pen to annotate: "The agreement is not standardized, lacks signature fields of both parties, and lacks risk warning." Then under Lu Zixiao's cannibalistic eyes, Gonggong signed his name and pressed his fingerprints.
Lu Zixiao thought he had picked up a nerd, but it turned out that the nerd had a vicious mouth and a sinister heart. His sleep quality was so good that he could accurately catch the teacher's chalk and continue to sleep. The two of them went from being very confused about "who crossed the 38th line" to self-doubt about "he seems a little cute" to "can this line be erased directly?". Every time he crossed a line, Lu Zixiao secretly added an article to the agreement until the entire paper was filled except for the last space.
Joey: "What did you add?"
Lu Zixiao slapped the agreement on the table and pointed at the last line: "Article 52: Party A, Lu Zixiao, voluntarily becomes Party B's Joey's exclusive deskmate, exclusive bodyguard, and exclusive... Boyfriend."
A campus farce from "keep a vacuum" to "just want to post stickers".
Joey: A Buddhist with a poisonous tongue, addicted to lethargy, strong sense of emotional boundaries, and has PTSD about being liked.
Lu Zixiao: Territorial consciousness is so strong that he is perverted, hard-spoken and soft-hearted, unable to do anything to Joey, and his possessiveness awakens very late.
Concept: Start in a vacuum and end in resonance
