[Vicious tongue, arrogant career batch, female protagonist✖️coward and a love-minded male protagonist|Loyal dog sister-brother relationship|Where does the rich young prince run when he meets a romantic female rebel?|1V1|HE]
(The male protagonist's name is homophonic to Zhao Sidan, so it's easier to remember)
As the fourth eldest prince, Zhao Sidan had three elder brothers, all of whom were capable in both civil and military affairs. He was the only one who was incompetent in both civil and military affairs, making him a useless person.
No one helps him climb up Yunzhi, and he himself can't go up.
But what's wrong with being a loser?
Live in fine clothes and fine food, travel and have fun, be an idle prince who eats and waits for death, and lives as happily as a god.
Unexpectedly, on a whim, he secretly went to the south of the Yangtze River to enjoy the mountains and rivers.
As a result, misfortune fell from the sky, and he inexplicably became a wanted criminal with a reward from the court? !
However, he learned from the experience and wondered whether his crime was that his eyes were too seductive, his appearance was beyond the standard, and his figure was enchanting——
Of course not.
Zhao Sidan: Isn't it my super invincible luxury cruise ship? Where is the poetic beauty of my talented man and beautiful woman? I said I am the prince! Are you Erduolong?
Official:? You are the prince and I am Qin Shihuang.
Anyway, inexplicable killers and officials were chasing him everywhere. People who were originally beyond the reach of eight poles suddenly approached him, just to beat him to death with eight poles.
I suspect that God bullies the weak and is afraid of the strong, otherwise Ganma would always pinch him, a soft persimmon. Just when he was about to be chopped into a bloody mist with a knife, a peerless beauty came to save him.
Good guy, there are times in life when you don't have needs, but when the time comes, you must have them! You have a butt and I also have a butt. We are a perfect match——
Zhao Sitan: Give it a try, eldest sister's bodyguard is here, let me be your puppy, let me guard the door for you!
Du Ruying:? No money to support me
Zhao Sidan: Sister, is this your home? Sister, your bed is so comfortable. Sister, my name is Zhao Sidan~
Du Ruying: Zhao Sidan? This name is easy to make a living on, so I'll take you in.
——In fact, they are all fake.
Zhao Sidan: I just want to survive and return to Kyoto, and I am just a licking dog for the time being! It is simply outrageous for the majestic prince to endure such humiliation and compromise! Smelly bitch, don't you know what's good and what's wrong!
It's just that things are gradually starting to go wrong...
Later, he accidentally learned that the artist who drew this wanted poster was actually blind.
The blind man never saw the real owner during the whole process, so he drew this portrait of a sea hunter based on only a few words from others.
Zhao Sidan:? Not such a grassroots team? ! When this king returns, he must kill everyone in his family! My majestic prince, do I have such a popular face?
Then he compared the appearance of the criminal over and over again according to the facial features described by others. At the end of the comparison, he suddenly glanced at Du Ruying.
How does this feel?
It can't be her...
It can't be her, right?
It's definitely not hers, right?
In the end, Zhao Sidan completely accepted the reality: I will go! ! ! You are really the heinous and murderous rebel mastermind!
Intention: The power of the masses is the most powerful