After waking up, during the Song Dynasty, Xue traveled to the world of immortality and obtained a rare treasure - telescope.
When Xue got it in Song Dynasty, he immediately thought about what treasures there were in the telescope. Tiandao patted him: wouldn't you know where the treasures are after taking a look?
The function of the telescope allowed him to see things he shouldn't have seen, including item attribute values, his love for plants, monsters pretending to be monks, and monks who didn't know they were monsters.
During the Song Dynasty, it was as if Xue had discovered a new world - every monk passing by was caught by him and told: "Fellow Taoist, do you know that you are a fox demon?"
"Fellow Taoist, you like to eat spiritual peaches, have you ever thought that you are a monkey spirit?"
"Fellow Taoist, are you always afraid of cats? Have you ever thought that they are your natural enemies?"
The fellow Taoists who were informed either ignored Song Shixue because of his physical condition, or told him to get out by speaking his mind, or chased and beat him like thunder.
During the Song Dynasty, Xue relied on his "low sense of presence/background" physique to thrive in the world of immortality. He was bored and looked around for monks with ears and tails, but he thought that life was like this as always.
I met the 364th rabbit I just want to touch in my life!
The handsome blind male rabbit spirit smiled horribly: "Fellow Taoist, you have been peeking at me for a long time. Is there something on my head?"
Song Shixue: "You are a rabbit, can I touch it?"
Su Moting: "If fellow Taoist is crazy, I will treat you for free."
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What should Taoists do if they like to look at others?
Watch it once and stamp your feet once, it is guaranteed to be effective!
Su Moting: "You are not allowed to look at or touch other people's animal forms. You can only focus on me."
Song Shixue: "Okay."
One day.
Su Moting: "Who are you looking at again?"
Song Dynasty Xue: "..."
1. Complain about Reserve Shou (Song Shixue) & Blind Eyes but Not Blind Rabbit Attack (Su Moting)
2. Eye blindness is congenital and will not recover. Temporary vision can only be maintained by taking medicine.
3. Those who are favored and attacked should not enter.
4. Attacking each other physically and mentally, prohibiting dismantling of each other, deleting comments immediately when found, prohibiting both parties from controlling reading.
5. Writing is relatively slow, so I'll try to update twice a week...
6. Shou is just an ordinary person
7. Don't delve into the non-traditional articles on immortality. I have wild and unconstrained ideas, which are very abstract.
8. This article has a sub-CP, if you don't like it you can skip it. The proportion does not exceed 30%.
9. I will add more when I think of it.
Intention: A pair of eyes that can see blood clearly