
Junior Sister, She Faked Her Death and Returned to the Clan to Make Salted Fish
师妹她假死归宗做咸鱼
by Tell Me to Climb the Mountain High (叫我爬山高)
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——A must-read introduction. A carefree and messy player vs. A forbearing, restrained, and crazy-criticizing master Xu Xu's business failed and he was in debt worth tens of millions, so he jumped from the roof of the building. When she opened her eyes again, she became the youngest junior sister with the least human rights in Dingxuan Sect. Yu Tanshan, the handyman, lived a more dignified life than her. Anyone can ask her to run errands and do work. The heroine squeezes her in secret and overtly, and her cultivation status is completely deducted. She resisted, and more people ordered her. At this point, Yu Tanshan realized that it was ruined. Fellow disciple: "Junior sister, help me go to the foot of the mountain to buy a roast chicken." Yu Tanshan: "I'll die for you." Fellow disciple: "Junior sister, help me organize the books in Mingshu Pavilion." Yu Tanshan: "I'll die for you." Fellow disciple: "Junior sister, can you lend me some spiritual stones?" Yu Tanshan: "I'll die for you." The whole sect thought she was playing rogue, but no one took her seriously, and she continued to do what she was supposed to do. Until a mission to eliminate monsters, high-level monsters attacked, and the lives of the three senior brothers were hanging by a thread. She led the monster to the cliff, jumped up, and died together. ——Really, dead? The three senior brothers shouted at the edge of the cliff until their throats bled. No one knew that the amulet she bought for fifty coins was completely burned in mid-air, and she was hanging on the pine tree on the crooked neck of the cliff, without even a single hair falling off. After feigning death and escaping, Yu Tanshan only had two words in his heart: I feel great. The whole sect lamented that she "died for a righteous cause". The little junior sister who was venomous and disgusting turned out to be a hero praised by everyone after her death. Yu Tanshan had been down the mountain for three months and found that life was not as comfortable as he had imagined. After thinking about it, until she wanted to go back to the sect to join the monthly routine, she picked and chose, disliking the food of this sect was not delicious, and that sect was bullying the weak, going around in circles—— Until the apprenticeship ceremony, there was a young man named Song Yunguan among the new disciples of Dingxuan Sect. ——It's Yu Tanshan. The woman disguised herself as a man and came back as a foreigner. On her first day of entry, she cooked chicken with both hands and her mouth was full of oil. She stood on the mountain path and listened to the new disciples telling "Senior Sister Yu's Heroes". She even met her senior brother Jiang Yaoshan offering incense to her. The whole sect is spreading: Senior brother goes to the back mountain to offer incense every month, rain or shine. The second senior brother kept her old things and no one was allowed to touch them. The third senior brother did not think about food or tea, and was so thin that he lost his shape. Song Yunguan gnawed on the chicken wings, feeling completely calm and even wanting to laugh. In the days that followed, with her lovable face, she flirted with girls when she needed to, and fished for fish when she needed to. From time to time, she would meet three senior brothers by chance, and she was a hero who saved beauties, making her senior sisters and junior sisters secretly fall in love with her. Life is ten thousand times more comfortable than when I was a junior sister. Until a piece of news came to my ears - someone saw the second senior brother and the third senior brother standing on the cliff in the middle of the night looking for death, and they were stopped. Song Yunguan was holding his girl and laughing up to the corner of his mouth. He couldn't laugh anymore in an instant. She is not afraid of death, but she is afraid that someone will die because of her. She was even more afraid that those two fools would turn into ghosts and come to her after they died. When she looked up, she found that she was alive and well and still flirting with girls. The guilt could drown her alive. After that, Song Yun stopped flirting with the girl and stopped joining in the fun. He sharpened his head and approached the three senior brothers. The second senior brother is emo, and she tells jokes to cheer him up. The third senior brother got into trouble, so she broke it open, crushed it, and enlightened her. Among the three, only the eldest brother is the most normal - he burns incense on time every month, is taciturn, does whatever he has to do, and acts like a normal person. Song Yunguan once thought that he was the most discerning. Until late one night, she was bored and slipped away to the back mountain to see if her incense was flourishing. Under the moonlight, the senior brother knelt in front of her statue. He kissed the tops of her feet and the backs of her hands with pious and restrained movements, his lips hanging in front of that face and never falling. Song Yunguan hid behind the door, his whole body frozen into stone. ——It turns out that the craziest one is the quietest. From that day on, she began to hide. The eldest brother disappeared as soon as possible, and the second and third senior brothers also hid together. The second senior brother invited her down the mountain to do some shopping. She had a stomachache. The third senior brother invited her to form a team to eliminate demons, but her old injury relapsed. She declined all the invitations from her fellow sect members, and the reasons were the same every day, making her almost believe them. I hid here and there, but I didn't escape a single peach blossom. That day, when Song Yunguan was on her way to buy roasted chicken, a junior sister stopped her with a red face and stammered her confession. Before she could refuse, he said, "Senior Brother Song, you don't have to rush to answer me. I, I'll just wait for your reply tomorrow!" After saying that, he covered his face and ran away. Song Yunguan stood there, not having time to digest this matter. Until night, Song Yunguan was tired from the day, so he blew out the lamp and lay down on the bed in the dark. ——Something is wrong. There was something pressing against my waist, something hard, warm, and still moving. She froze, and before she could react, a hand reached out from behind, grabbed her waist, and pressed her behind her. The person behind her was pressing against her back, and the heat from her chest spread through her pajamas. His breath brushed behind her ears, carrying a faint scent of pine. Jiang Yaoshan called her name, his voice hoarse. "Song Yunguan." "I'll die for you." Demining pending: 1: The world of cultivating immortals is only a world background, mainly emotional flow. 2: Because the heroine's time travel, life encounters, and the complete story of feigning death and falling off a cliff are not described in the first chapter, the first chapter goes straight to the topic. Only the introduction describes the general plot of the heroine's time travel. Subsequent plots will be narrated in the main text and gradually completed. Thank you for your understanding. Three: To be determined Purpose: Live well and eat well
