[Conan] Police Academy Simulator, but You're from Gotham

This article is also known as "Gotham's Rice Krispies Survival Code", "My Dice Goddess Can't Be the Coin in front of Me", "How Can My Translator Be So Unreliable" [Conan] Police Academy Simulator, but your PC is Batman *Protagonist≠Batman is not an alternative cosplayer, just a chuunibyou. *I can't talk about OTZ in relation to the vinegar in this article. *Anke Otome novel, main four-fifths police academy group + whiskey group *Although the copywriting seems to have a lot of Jingguang scenes, the cp is uncertain. It may be 1v1 with other friendships, or it may be sleeping with the big one (whatever) you are dead, You are alive again. You exited the Earth Online simulator, Not dead, just retired. The system claiming to be kp finds you and enjoys the second life in the game. After completing the game, you can log out of the game to achieve true resurrection. You:. You: The magic side has invaded Gotham again? You: Why on earth would a human trafficker kidnap you, an ordinary citizen of Gotham? You: Where's Batman? Help. You: Summoning Batman Gesture jpg The system brings a dice that determines your fate in the game, and it's called Scotland. The voice is nice and the words come out very coldly. It is even more callous and callous when it fails you. As a Gothamite, you get a Batman as your gaming PC. The final character image is a young man with black hair and blue eyes who looks sixty-six percent like you. You: sogasoga, it turns out Batman is me (chest out jpg) System:? No You: Oh oh oh, I know, genders are different, right? That's me who changed my gender! You: Pay attention to your attitude, I am Bateman now. (Batman's disapproving look jpg) You only have a sextant image, firstly because you changed your hair color and eye color, and secondly, because the painting style is different and it looks difficult to distinguish. The painting style seems to be more Asian, As we all know, foreigners all have Asian face blindness. System: Anyway, you are still a woman... You: I understand, I understand, the psychological identity is female, right? You: zzzq, zzzq. After all, the Wayne family, the boss of Gotham, is a huge zzzq. System: No, it's a woman disguised as a man You:? What nonsense internet article, how can you assume my gender? My gender is a Walmart shopping bag, you can't define my gender. You: My official identity information is X (third gender) You enter the game. You: It's such a long character set and such a boring backstory. You: skip, skip, crazy skip A young man with black hair and blue eyes, with cat eyes, appears in front of you. You feel a bit familiar🤔It seems like you have seen him somewhere? It really is you, Richard Grayson! The young policeman of Blüdhaven, the adopted son of Bruce Wayne, and the eldest son of the Wayne family. Following your inner wish, maybe PC is the reason for Batman, you asked: "Dick, will you be my adopted son?" Your black X translator thoughtfully helped you translate Dick into chicken*. Many years later, you look at the 7-year-old black-haired, blue-eyed boy in front of you who is wearing a suit and looks like the only son of a rich family. He is currently following you and placing bugs and trackers on you. You blurt out: "Drake, are you going to persuade Zhu Fu to come back and be my Robin and then he refuses to recommend you to be Robin for the sake of justice?" A little boy with black hair and blue eyes in a blue suit and red tie:? … When the police academy started, Zhu Fu Jingguang met a strange fellow student. On the first day of school, when he asked himself if he wanted to be his adopted son, Zhu Fu Jingguang just thought it was a humorous joke. Later I learned that this person was the second in the police academy who was only one point away from zero in the national examination, so I naturally paid more attention to outstanding people. (Play•Didn't take the exam at all•Home: OvO) After getting along with him, I discovered that he was a serious person most of the time and always showed a calm attitude. (Player: Just cosplaying Batman, playing pc. Ing conscientiously) He doesn't like to talk to others and always likes to talk to himself. (Player: Which player would chat with an NPC?) Every time he talked to him, this strange contemporary would stare at him with a strange look, and Zhu Fu Jingguang would occasionally see an unfounded resentment in it. (Player: Damn it, Scottish Dice failed again!) No matter what happens, this strange synchrony will always perform well at times and "pull the hips" at other times. Sometimes he is so good that it seems as if the time difference in the national exam was intentional. Sometimes it's so "crotch-pushing" that it seems as if those excellences are all an illusion. Is it like the old Chinese saying from my brother, "pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger"? During practice, it was clear that all five bullets could land on the same hole, but when the instructor came, all of them missed the target or even hit other targets. (Player: Because it was a great success during practice, but it was a failure when the instructor came! This broken game, if it were in reality, I would be able to hit every shot.) During a first aid class, he punched the blonde boy's wound directly. Zero:? Strange synchronicity:. Another curly hair at the same time: Pfft hahahaha well done Weird synchrony: If you want to blame, just blame you, Xiao Tongran, it has nothing to do with me Zhu Fu Jingguang:? (Player: It's just that the first aid failed! This is obviously Scotland's fault!) … You: My firearms teacher is a dead shooter! Curly NPC: Hahahahaha, what kind of title is this? You:. NPC with black hair and purple eyes: So what is the connection between these? You: As we all know, Deadshot is the deadliest gunman in the world, the most accurate marksman, the most accurate marksman, the notorious mercenary and professional killer... Everyone:... It's getting more and more outrageous. Everyone: This guy is sick again in Fan Zhonger You: But the sharpshooter in the setting, You: As we all know, whether Deadshot can hit or not depends on whether the screenwriter wants it to hit. This is just like whether the screenwriter can't remember that the third generation of Robin is a detective or Batman's flexible no-kill principle. The screenwriter can forget it if he remembers it, but not... You: Schrödinger's detective, Schrödinger's no-kill principle, and Schrödinger's perfect bullets You: To sum up, the author doesn't want me to shoot the dice goddess and it won't change the success. Curly NPC: It sounds like we are in a TV series You: Why not comics? Black-haired, blue-eyed NPC: Because Yuerjun mentioned earlier that he was a screenwriter, right? You: so? NPC with black hair and purple eyes: As Zhu Fu said, generally those who write movie or TV series scripts are called screenwriters... Golden Retriever NPC: If it was a comic, you would directly say the cartoonist, right? You:. You: right, right, culture shock You: In fact, I may be from the novel, but you must be from the comics You: After all, you didn't appear in the live-action version (hearty) (Playing•I didn't remember the NPC name at all•Jiaos: Who is Zhufu?) Tips before reading: 1. It's a semi-Anke text, and some plots may have some shady hands on the part of the author. 2. Typical bat cub literature -If you don't know DC, it won't affect your reading. The main venue is Conan. -But there will be a lot of DC jokes or hell jokes. If you don't understand, you can just ask. 3. The second person of the text, A little fourth natural disaster 4. You (player) ≠ Batman, but your PC is Batman -Players are players, Batman is Batman -Batman himself will appear later -Please explore the specific settings in the text 5. There are no elements related to the gram series. Those who have not participated in the group will not affect the reading. -The "kp" in the article is either the secret keeper kp in the running group, or a system named "kp" -Just using dice and some nouns 5.5 A woman pretending to be a man is an old-fashioned dog-blood terrier, but not typical (?) -Although it is an otome novel, the gender of the protagonist is a Walmart shopping bag (serious) -The gender on the driver's license is X 6. The protagonist treats this place as a game, has no moral integrity, has a worrying moral level, and has a player mentality 7. Tag and apologize, ooc apologize 8. No manuscripts or outlines, just let everything take its course. 9. Early warning of persecution of original characters 10. Illogical and nonsensical warning 11. Hell Joke Warning 12. Occasionally breaking the fourth wall warning 13. Cp is uncertain 14. Feel free to substitute and call as you please 15. Self-entertainment works, convulsive literature The quality of the protagonist is linked to the author's mental state Idea: How could my translator be so unreliable?