Tangxi Mingzhu stayed up late to watch the short video of the evil girl. When she woke up, she was thrown into the world of immortal cultivation by the system and asked to draw cards to create a character to complete the evil girl mission.
The first time she drew a card, she became the posthumous child of the Sword Immortal. The sword bone was taken away by the villain, and her IQ was reduced to the age of a child.
System: You are an imbecile, incompetent and evil woman who is jealous of the favored son of heaven. Current mission: extract the sword bone from Senior Brother and let him fall to the mortal world.
Tangxi Mingzhu: I am a good-for-nothing and draw the sword bone of Tianjiao? Are you okay?
System: It's okay, it's okay, Jinjiang's routine is that you abuse the male protagonist, the male protagonist abuses you, and then you and He Meimei have children. The process is tortuous, but the ending is very happy ~
Tangxi Mingzhu: ... Da baa.
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Everyone knows that the retrospective mirror will come to the destined person, illuminate the person's calamity, and gain rewards through calamity.
The senior brother looked in the mirror and waited for many years but did not wait for his junior sister to become dark and jealous. He looked at the cute and kind-hearted little junior sister and took out a broken mirror: "Junior sister, the prophecy said that you will harm me, why don't you cooperate with me in a show? I use illusion to create a fake sword bone, you draw it, I pretend to be seriously injured and go on vacation in the mortal world, and you get half of the reward."
Tangxi Mingzhu was silent for a long time: "I am an honest person, and I can't do anything to hurt my senior brother."
"I'm begging you as a senior brother!"
[Task completed]
The elder brother was safe and sound, and she took the reward and went to the mortal world to deliver nutrients to the "victims".
Later, every male and female protagonist who was "harmed" by her became alive and kicking, and became her supporter.
The system was shocked when it came back: How on earth did you accomplish it?
Tangxi Mingzhu: Make profit by outsourcing tasks, and get zero bad reviews from customers.
Small theater:
Brother Sword God: Don't miss it if you're passing by, you can take a free photo in the retrospect mirror! Carefully arrange NPCs who have experienced tribulations to help fellow Taoists upgrade painlessly!
Tangxi Mingzhu: Senior brother, don't you want to talk about the reward for the mirror? Can this really attract people?
Senior brother: Junior sister, you are still too kind. Saviors like us who outsource disasters will definitely get kickbacks!
Tangxi Mingzhu, who had already received a hand of kickbacks, looked at the unsuspecting senior brother: Hmm... I think this is not good, right?
[Kind and witty cute little girl + being begged by the whole world to be a villain + quietly leveling up + eating up all the rebates + single arrows for all members]
Purpose: Professionalism and ethics should be well balanced