Simplicity × Tao Ci (Main)
Huai Nian × Yu Qi (Vice)
(Assuming that all planets in the solar system are full of life)
Jupiter Galaxy, Callisto, Jupiter University, Department of Biomedicine, Institute of Biomedicine, Group Five Leader
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Saturn Galaxy, Enceladus, Saturn University, Department of Human Civilization, Chinese Culture Interpretation Group, Group Leader
Part 1.
Jian Jian led five groups representing Musi University to participate in the exoplanet biomedicine seminar held in the Saturn Ring Warring States City (Tu Zhan City), and met Tao Ci, a member of the Tu Zhan City design team.
At the entrance of the conference city, Jian Jian found that his badge could not be scanned no matter what.
System prompt: "Identity conflict, locked."
Locked?
She took out her communicator on the spot and wanted to call the planet commander of the Saturn system. Tao Ci floated over from the side, holding a lollipop in his mouth and glanced at the screen.
"Oh, I did it."
Jian Jian glared at her.
Tao Ci moved the lollipop to the other corner of his mouth: "I just looked down from upstairs and saw that you look good. I registered you as a 'spouse'. The system determined that you have an identity conflict - because I am already married in the system, and the spouse column says 'Rings of Saturn'."
"... You married the Rings of Saturn?"
"As an aesthetic consultant, you always have to have a sense of art." Tao Ci shrugged, "But don't worry, the divorce procedure can be completed in three minutes. I will scan you holographically later and the system will default to you as my 'new love' and the permissions will be restored automatically."
Jian Jian was silent for three seconds.
"So you went out of your way to divorce Saturn just to open the door for me?"
Tao Ci blinked: "Surprise?"
Jian Jian picked up his work badge and threw it at him. The work badge drew a beautiful parabola in the air, and was pulled by Saturn's gravity and slapped onto Tao Ci's face.
Tao Ci took it off, looked at Jian Jian, and then looked at the ID photo on his work badge.
"... You took a good photo. I really didn't see the wrong person."
Part 2.
Tao Ci: "... This is the message I sent half an hour ago."
Simplicity: "Jupiter and Saturn have severe communication delays."
Tao Ci: "It doesn't matter. I'll make it up to you when you come back at the end of the month. No delay."
Simplicity:. . . . . .
Purpose: Don't use delay as an excuse!