A World-Weary Straight Man in His Twenties Is Forced to Save the World

["Only those who conquer freedom and survival every day are worthy of freedom and survival." - Goethe's "Faust"] [This is a story about not giving up yourself too early] High-dimensional development of pseudo-human cuteness 1 On his 20th birthday, Li Gang was kicked out by a tattoo artist and had to take shelter in front of a tarot stall. Eighty bucks a card. Time is really money. "Wheel of fortune, you will get what you want, young man..." Li Gang disdainfully filled in the birthday wish he had not yet made in his heart: You get what you want, right? I promise world peace. It depends on how you fulfill it. "Hmm, can I ask how this wish came true?" The tarot master said nothing, just smiled and clicked on the sign that read "Add eighty-one cards, one question and one answer." "Boss, please pay attention to your tax returns. Be careful not to exceed the quota." Not surprisingly, Li Gang was rejected for the second time on the night of his birthday. There was a leak in the house and it rained all night. The next second, Li Gang was hit hard on the head by a pet machine, and he naturally stood down unceremoniously. Three days later, his pet machine reached the full level. Li Gang lost interest, threw it aside, and turned over to catch up on his sleep. The next second, he found a "big-eyed cute girl" lying beside the bed with her head tilted and staring straight at him. When this person spoke, he spoke extremely standard Mandarin with a weird intonation, like a ghost audio. Standing up, he is nearly 1.9 Meters tall. … "Hello! I am an intern in the birthday wish execution department, number T001. Please give me your advice!" Li Gang couldn't drive him away, so he had to sit silently opposite this lunatic, drinking sweet potato porridge from a bowl. It's not like he didn't think of asking Uncle Hat for help, but not only did this top guy have no shadow, he didn't even see his reflection when he walked through the glass door of the breakfast shop. "You think I'm easy to fool?" "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..." "Who are you? Well... You are a human, right?" "To be honest, I am actually a fourth-dimensional creature." "Fourth-dimensional creatures? Then go back and call people to replace humans." "No, not being able to fulfill your birthday wish is a cruel punishment. Isn't your birthday wish for world peace? I'm here to help you..." It was the first time in Li Gang's adult life that he made a wish in such a positive way, but he never expected that he would suffer retribution for it. It's true that good people are bullied. "I don't care, I don't need it, I withdraw." "Sorry, I don't seem to have been trained on this..." "What do you want?" T001 looked at him with his chin on his head and blinked innocently: "Then can you please cooperate with me to complete the task? I... Can compensate you!" "I told you. I'm not interested." "I, I, I can grant you a wish! No matter what it is!" The porcelain spoon in Li Gang's hand froze, and the corners of his lips curled up: "Deal." Demining ①The author still doesn't understand the definition of attack and control control, so if you have obvious preferences, please don't read. I'm very sorry. ②Shuangjie 1v1, beautiful and handsome configuration, I was a pure straight man in the past, and my thinking is very stereotyped ③The protagonist is an ordinary person with flaws and an unlikable personality. The author also doesn't like to write plots in which supporting characters make way for the protagonist. ④This article is the author's first work. The writing style is childish and the logic is sparse. If any other content that needs lightning protection is found, it will be added in time. Thank you for your understanding. Intention: Constant self-improvement can bring peace to the world