Shen Yan recently met a friend from the same school on the Internet, whose ID is "Shi Yan". He is talkative and enthusiastic, and he always likes to share with him the daily life of a "rival" in the class - he said that his nemesis worked until early in the morning and was so sleepy in class the next day that his head felt like pecking at rice. He said that this nemesis was obviously afraid of spicy food. He ate three spicy sticks after losing a bet last time, and the tips of his ears were completely red. While Shen Yan was typing words on the screen to comfort him, he felt secretly happy: Isn't this the idiot Lu Shiyan? It turns out that the nemesis he complained about online was actually himself.
What's even more outrageous is that within two days, "Shi Yan" suddenly sent a message: "Yan Yanzi, I seem to have fallen in love with my nemesis. You are so good at writing sweet articles, can you teach me how to chase people?"
Shen Yan stared at the screen, his fingers hovering on the keyboard for three minutes, and he replied "OK" by mistake.
So he began to give his rivals strategies through the network cable:
"Don't always compare your exam rankings with him. When you come first in the exam, remember to sort out his wrong question book and put it on the corner of his desk."
"He always stays in the classroom after school to correct wrong questions. When you go to the canteen to buy popsicles, remember to bring an extra strawberry flavored one. He is too embarrassed to ask for it, so you just say you bought too much and can't finish it."
"Next time you win the basketball game, don't show off to him right away. Get off the court first and hand him the mineral water. Don't hand him ice. He has a bad stomach."
Lu Shiyan followed suit, doing it clumsily and seriously, making Shen Yan blush and heartbeat in real life every day, but he also pretended to be a "strategy instructor" to calmly comment online. Until one night during self-study, Lu Shiyan blocked Shen Yan in the corridor of the teaching building. The screen of his mobile phone was on, and there was a chat box between him and "Yan Yanzi". He smiled and leaned into Shen Yan's ear and said, "Shen Yan, I have done everything you taught me, and now I realize that the person I want to conquer seems to have been you all along."
Only then did Shen Yan realize that he was not teaching his rival to attack him. It was obvious that the two of them had been testing each other's entire youth through the vest of online dating.
Intention: None
