Knives, Guns, Onions, Ginger and Garlic

The needle-point wheat awn turns into a tortoise mung bean. The story of two mentally ill idiots falling in love. Confronting a couple on the road, two bitches are showing off to each other. Ji Qingjue said: This is a story about my sister chasing a man, but the man did not fall in love with her and fell in love with me. Wen Shuyao said: This is a story about my wife's elder sister who wanted me to be her daughter-in-law. Qi Xu: "This is a sad and silly story." Text text The gentle, sinister old monster who relies on his beauty to commit crimes × the arrogant, rebellious and unfairly rich second generation Welcome to Laosougou Town, please take care of your belongings and yourself. Since Ji Qingjue was suspended indefinitely for assaulting his boss Xiti, he just wanted to take a stroll to change his mood. As a result, the scenery around him gradually started to become weird. What is love regardless of gender and age? Uncle, please put on your skirt. I don't want to kiss your mouth, nor the hair on your face, nor your little bird, thank you. What do you mean by showing me your cooking skills when I'm not at home? I finally know why you are calling, put down my cell phone, computer, wallet and my vase, especially the vase! That's my toilet! How can I be ungrateful and abandon my wife and children? Take out the pillow you hide in your clothes. Why can you get pregnant at the age of eight? You are a man! Why can men get pregnant? You are only eight years old! In the past, Ji Qingjue often doubted whether he was a normal person. Now, Ji Qingjue often doubted whether there were any normal people here. Don't bow down because your opponent is strong, and don't show mercy because your opponent is weak. Everyone here has a fearless spirit that is both shameless and life-threatening. Facing the eccentric customers with their unique paintings, Ji Qingjue shed two tears of lasagna with joy. It's great, we all have a bright future. Warning: The author is a pure newbie. Because he is a pure newbie, the things he writes may be fierce and stupid. He accepts criticism and education but does not accept disparagement. Boring little theater 1 Ji Qing could not just watch Qi Xu being deceived by a soft-hearted man, so he was determined to give her some advice. Ji Qingjue: Sister, stop chasing that bitch Wen Shuyao. He is just a venomous and shameless fool. Qi Xu nodded: Brother, I just saw you two eating. Ji Qingjue wiped her mouth: Otherwise, how could I know that his mouth was poisonous? Qi Xu: Is it really poisonous? Ji Qingjue: It's poisonous. He said he mistakenly swallowed the spring pills given to sows. Qi Xu: What pill? Ji Qingjue pursed her lips: Hehe. Clause 2 Wen Shuyao won a free ice cream voucher by scanning the QR code. After Ji Qingjue failed to snatch it away, she decided to take a small revenge. Lunch. Ji Qingjue clicked his big teeth and gave Wen Shuyao a piece of ginger, "Come and warm yourself up on this hot day, Mr. Wen." Wen Shuyao's hands were firm and her eyes were full of excitement. She stuffed a piece of meatless pork ribs into Ji Qingjue's bowl and said, "Come on, baby, I know your teeth are itching with hatred, so I'm going to grind them together." Qi Xu picked up the rice in his bowl like a pot of pothos and slammed his chopsticks. "Why don't you two eat some garlic? It's pretty good at driving away evil spirits." Wen Shuyao and Ji Qingjue uniformly gave Qi Xu a piece of bitter melon with chopsticks: "Eat some bitter melon to clear away the poison and reduce the fire." Qi Xu was furious and full of strength: "I'll treat you two to electric cannons." There is no doubt that today's lunch ended when the eldest lady kicked the table over. Intention: That's it for now, let's eat first