Jin Weiguo, male, 80 years old.
The day he was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, the doctor told him to eat whatever he wanted.
The uncle nodded, made three bowls of braised pork that night, and set up a merit system.
System: [Do good deeds, gain merit, and extend your life.
Uncle: I told you earlier.
From then on, all the weirdos in the community began to survive the tribulation——
The woman who threw trash into the elevator called the police, saying someone was defecating in front of her house.
The police came to the door. When they looked up, there were three plaques hanging on the lintel: Home of Glory, Home of Martyrs, and Home of Heroes. After holding it in for a long time, he said: "Uncle, have you been a little angry recently? This shit... Is a bit dry."
If you walk your dog without a leash, you will be kicked away by the uncle.
The loudspeaker that disturbed the people by singing was picked up by the uncle and ran away. A group of aunts chased him for two miles but failed to catch up.
A pervert on the subway had his butt pinched by his uncle. As soon as he turned around, his crotch was grabbed again, and he was immediately suspected of being a pervert.
The video was posted online, and the comment section exploded:
"Eighty is the right age to make a career!"
"I suggest you give me the opportunity to enjoy the Ancestral Temple!"
"Uncle, please come to our community next time. We have enough weirdos here!"
The uncle took the psychiatric diagnosis certificate and cancer medical records and bought a train ticket.
"The world is so big and there are so many weird things. I have to sort it out."
System: [Host, please calm down.
Uncle: Shut up, my life is calculated by the day, don't delay my earning merit.
Purpose: Do good deeds without worrying about the future; be brave in doing what is right, regardless of age.
Purpose: Do good deeds without worrying about the future; act bravely when seeing justice, regardless of age.