Only a Shameless Man Can Get a Wife

Lu Xiaoyun has been a bastard since he was a child. He tortured the queen when he was born and stayed in her mother's womb for two extra hours, torturing the queen to the point where she almost strangled this unfilial son to death. As a child, he was called a devil boy and bully. He played tricks on noble princes, princesses and young ladies in the academy, and even the eunuchs and maids in the palace were not immune to his misfortunes. After finally growing up, he thought that the teaching in the academy would help him restrain himself and pretend to be a stable prince, but in the end, all the books ended up in the dog's belly. Today there are people watching operas in the Liyuan, tomorrow there are people listening to music in the flower house, and there is nothing to do in the gambling house. The number of games doubled every month, so free and easy. As a result, the emperor personally caught him and scolded him. Zhenghe was scolded all over the hall, his skin and flesh were torn, and no one dared to plead for mercy. Due to numerous reasons, the emperor couldn't bear it anymore and issued an edict: Go to Langbei! This roll lasted ten years. Emperor Jiahe had many heirs, and he had chosen a prince early in his life. Who would care about the life and death of a powerless prince in Langbei. Lu Xiaoyun felt aggrieved, dissatisfied, and resentful. During the day, he would lead troops to drill and hang out in the military camp. At night, he would drink strong wine and eat barbecue, and sing and dance around the campfire. He lived a carefree and comfortable life, which was not bad in Langbei. At the end of the ten-year period, what awaited him was not the good news of an edict summoning him to return to the capital, but the bad news that Xunzhou Mu had raised an army to rebel and came to the imperial city to threaten the emperor and order the princes. The flames of war swept across, and not a single blade of grass grew. Lu Xiaoyun was so greedy that he was bound to seek some benefits from this muddy water. Taking advantage of the chaos in the capital, he went out to Langbei to reap the profits, clean up the capital, expel foreigners, and ascend to the throne of God with great dignity. When the people thought that a new peaceful and prosperous age was about to come again, Lu Xiaoyun actually started to rebuild the palace orchid and recruited a large number of historians to sort out the letters and notes over the years. He wanted to record his life perfectly and let future generations see how glorious his life was! A new dynasty of ignorance and ignorance begins. Three years after the founding of the People's Republic of China, at a time when everything was in ruins and waiting for a new era, the ministers advocated holding imperial examinations to recruit talents because of the need to rest and recuperate. But this tyrant actually took a liking to the new rich man in the court, and regardless of the differences between monarch and ministers, or any nonsense about propriety, justice and shame, he directly forced him into the harem! On their wedding night, Lu Xiaoyun was so drunk that he stared at the beauty's face and thought about it for a long time. She looked more like the man who often made himself weak during those years of sweeping the world. Oh, this is so cool. It turns out he is. As a result, Lu Xiaoyun no longer had any desire to win or lose, and felt extremely happy. If Chu Huaijin resisted, he would force him. He would be secretly happy when he was slapped. He would take people to the dragon throne regardless of the etiquette of the emperor and his ministers. There is no other bastard thing he has never done. I thought Chu Huaijin would look at him favorably, but in the end, people didn't like him at all. Lu Xiaoyun: You are noble, but I have to let you only look at me for the rest of your life! In order to make Chu Huaijin look at him favorably: if Chu Huaijin said he was fatuous, he should be diligent; if Chu Huaijin said he was arrogant and extravagant, he would advocate frugality; if Chu Huaijin said he was moody... Lu Xiaoyun: Believe it or not, I'm going to mess with you tonight! Even though Lu Xiaoyun made some changes, various forces with long-standing grudges colluded to murder him. The cruel Hunjun was stabbed through the heart by an arrow and died miserably on the luxurious star-catching platform. To be honest, it was so embarrassing to die in such a helter-skelter manner. On the verge of death, Lu Xiaoyun, who was still lustful and unyielding, really wanted to taste that cool beauty again. I thought that God was merciful to all living beings and wanted to punish this foolish king, but God was blind and allowed him to be reborn! Ah, the first step is of course to get rid of the scourge of Chu Huaijin! He didn't want to eat the same thing twice, and use some deceptive hero to save the beauty, some chance encounter at the hot spring, or any other despicable tricks like coaxing and abducting her into his tent. Lu Xiaoyun: Once it's in my hands, it's mine, don't even think about running away! Chu Huaijin: Sorry, the length is relatively straight, so please don't argue with him : D Reborn and reborn, all his brains are dedicated to seducing his wife. × He denies that he is a well-thought-out but ignorant person who catches fish without knowing it. Lu Xiaoyun (length) × Chu Huaijin (mingxiu) Guide ①Lu Xiaoyun, word length (duo second tone) ② Attacker and recipient are both clean and only love each other, 1v1, no reversal unless you tear them apart (Chu Huaijin is lazy in some aspects, so there is no possibility of reversal) ③ Feelings are relatively slow and he was enlightened in the later stage. In the early stage of the attack, he did not realize that he liked feelings. By chance, an erotic illustrated book opened the door to his world, and then he became enlightened. (Actually, I just couldn't believe it. Later, I learned from my predecessors, so I started to act recklessly) ④The author's writing style is that of a primary school student, and it is based on the dynasty, so please do not take it seriously, it really cannot stand the scrutiny orz ⑤If you like it, just add it to your collection. If you don't like it, just leave it. No need to tell you.•ᴗ• Concept: Power is the diluent of loneliness