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Master said, there are three kinds of people who catch ghosts——
The first type is those who want money
The second type is those who want status
The third type is those who want to practice for some reason.
No, I said: There is another kind.
Master was very angry, he didn't like to be interrupted.
He told me to fart quickly.
Me: Another one is to please the mother-in-law.
Sure enough, Master got angry and told me to go sweep the floor and copy scriptures.
Damn - I've had a crush on Master for so many years, he won't just think of me as a rebellious one, right? !
No matter whether there is the Jingxin Sutra or evil ghosts ahead, no one can stop me from pursuing Master!
The cynical fool pretends to be self-indulgent but sticks to the psychotic monkey apprentice. He abandons the seven emotions but still has six desires. He seems cold and stubborn, but in fact he is arrogant and lustful. The master accepts
*Fantasy worldview, completely fictitious, please do not substitute it into reality, have no political leanings, and do not satirize social issues
The character's three views do not represent the author's three views
No harm to my family, but if necessary, please go to my family first (bs
Intention: Beat my drum, beat my gong, life is full of rhythm
