[Voices leaked + sweet pet + mind reading + large-scale social death scene]
Jiang Xu traveled through time, and his goal in life was very clear: to cling to life and wait for death.
Unexpectedly, a sudden system failure not only made her the "exclusive ink grinder" of the regent Huo Wujiu, but also gave her a cheating "one-meter rule"
As long as someone comes within one meter of her, they can hear her heart!
So, the whole capital knew about it
She thought the prince had diarrhea and was the "god of war in the latrine";
She felt that the criminal case was like "three days of constipation";
She even looked at the handsome face of Shen Qingci, the No. 1 Scholar, and conspired loudly in her mind: "This waist is very impressive at first glance!"
The whole city was shocked, but only one person enjoyed the "full live broadcast".
The regent Huo Wujiu, as the only "full-time listener" bound to the system, went from being "suddenly murderous" at the beginning to "listening to it" later on.
In her heart, he is a "big pig's hoof" and a "Enoki mushroom".
He laughed angrily and decided to "correct" her misconception himself.
"Enoki mushrooms?"
Huo Wujiu pushed him against the wall, his eyes dark and dangerous: "It seems that my 'interrogation' last night was not enough for you to remember."
Jiang Xu was trembling and begging frantically for mercy: System! Can the bug be fixed? I want to be quiet!
System: [Repair failed. Suggestion to the host: follow him.
This is a hilarious story of a complaining servant who just wanted to be laid to rest, who was forced to "live broadcast his thoughts" in the ear of the regent, and was finally doted on by the powerful.
Purpose: Heal the imperfections with sincerity and resolve suffering with optimism.